Christmas Tree

And you’re all still glued to the telly

I’d Paddle her board

Ok, beating the bishop to majestic mammaries.

Nips you say? Watched a film this morning with Kelly Brook in.

Apt

1. Metal detecting is still on 2. @wykikitoon STOP WATCHING THE NEWS

This is spot on.

The only upside to this is hopefully having Wilson, Bruno and ASM fully fit for our next game. Totally ruined my weekend as I’ve enjoyed watching loads of football lately. The wife will no doubt fill my free time

I read tonight the Downing Street was informed at 4pm so this could turn out to be the best bit of ITK ever to grace Toontastic.

Gone

Just had a quick gander at BBC1 and can’t believe these two are still at it. They might go before her

6pm

Started the leftovers about an hour ago. Hope it’s a keeper.

And we’re off. Dream Team

Truss will be devastated. One moment all the front pages were going to be about you, the next…..

Grim weeks ahead of the build upto a state funeral and then a coronation. Hugh fucking edwards is gonna have his work cut out.

Hope they don’t cancel the football

Queen?

Honesty not at all. You lot were just a 2nd thought whilst I was getting instructions from various family members and setting up all the electronics.

We missed the members sale for Bournemouth so had to wait for the general sale. Daughter got number 52. I appreciate not as much of a frenzy as normal but still pretty chuffed with that.

Reminder: Tickets for Brentford just gone on sale at 10am

Comes to Boldon twice a day….

Parasol for the bald napper

Usually if you just screen shot your photo it drops the size down enough.