Thompson

Peter Parker picked a pick of pickled Spidermen, who then decided it would be best to pay John Steads cruciate ligament a visit - he then proceeded to the core of his giant mothers black eye

Dame Edna Postage stamp on a woolworths advert for glandular fever

Sire Rickenbock of New Delhi on a quest to find 3 babys and a guitar on a waterslide

Dr J.K Rowlstien is to be tried infront of magistrates for organising a march for 'kit kats rights', she made a statement of 'kit kats are for life, not just for breaks'.

Johnny the dentist Decker on harley hairdrier, with nothing but a trout in one hand, and a haddock in the other

'Stone Cold' Steve Typewriter on the 308 to nowhere This is getting very random!

Graeme 'Pink Floyd' the 3rd on a mission to mars bar

Ruud van Nostrilhair on a Michael Owens hamstring

Noah on a shuttle bus

Methuselah on a Metro

Excellent news mate! Congrats

Jesus on a penny farthing

You ever seen CKY? Now that is funny as ferk!

Bloody odd is right mate! The scene with the guy lying down with the telly sideways is funny like! 'have you been taking acid again' 'yeah *laughs at the white noise of the tv*' I suppose you have to watch it really!

Bollix !

Best Vietnam flick has to be Full Metal Jacket like, absolute quality (bought i the other day) . Not forgetting other classics like Platoon and Apocalypse Noo!

Oh, i forgot about 'Tigerland' which was on BBC1 last night. Was ok like, but it wasn't the best Vietnam wat film i've ever seen.

Maximo Parks is mint an aal like

'Tommy', the DVD only cost £4.99 from Virgin. Bargain for all Who fans!

Sounds like a nice family flick!

Agreed about the David Lynch films, Mr. McGroin - Lost highway is friggin mental!

East is East, i thought it was canny like! Also Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - quality film i reckon.

Aye, mate - i got their album last week, its mint i reckon!

Hard Fi - Living For The Weekend

Arctic Monkeys - A Certain Romance Great band, i reckon!