Thompson

What a lid-piece.

Have you fucked anyone other than rosy palm yet? I was led to believe you're yet to strike your match What woman in her right mind would turn down this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA Spastic!!

Love that on the League of Gents.. You do know ive got this gun!!

Arsehole or Cunt..

the posts per day isnt an average its one post each day you wanna play. Oh i see, sorry mate

It says i dont have enough posts, yet im well over 50 - and my posts per day is 1.6 which is more than the required amount of 1? It was letting me play yesterday like

I once gave a homeless gadgey a pound for a cup of tea. Myself, i have never been homeless.

Porno or Filth by Irvine Welsh, im not sure which yet but i'll be reading them soon. Probably Porno cos the last book i read was Trainspotting and i think i'll carry on the story.

When i was 16 we all got pissed/stoned on random fields or the beach. I suggest you do the same, young whippersnap.

Was caught short once a few years back in school.. Nee bog roll so i used me Graphics coursework, never telt the Teacher what happend to it mind!

Fucking typical, it's working again now. Cheers !

Nah mate, still got £6 credit on it.. Also the signal bar is full.

Within the last couple of hours my phone (Sony Ericsson k700i) on orange has stopped letting me make any outgoing calls/send messages. It's letting me receive calls and messages though. Any ideas?

You're never 2 on there! 191769[/snapback] Whey i cannit remember mate, it's what me mother reckons anyway!

Me at 2 years of age.

Both Saw films are crackers like!

Failed the cunt for going too slow. Twas on the Dual Carriagway near the Findus food factory thing. Was going the right speed until the roundabout, then when i turned right i thought it was back to 30. Never been so angry at myself, ever.

1. Replying to this thread. 2. My driving test is at 2pm today. 3. Listening to Pretty Vacant. 4. Gan to Villa on Sunday. 5. I am going for a Cigarette after i've typed this.

The Holloways - Sound of the Sunshine. Going to see them on the 10th of Oct, along with Babyshambles.. Should be a good night if Doherty isnt in the Klink by then!

Muse - Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want Covering The Smiths. Thats a guddun like.

From Airplane! Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

I dont

Only if you're a mug, and only if the shop is WH Smiths. 172469[/snapback] Well, i shoudlve rephrased that to 'some shops'. Still though, 27 quid for 5 cracking films is canny!

Just got: Pulp Fiction (Special Edition), Scarface (Special Edition), One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Goodfellas and Lock Stock (Special Edition) for 27 Sheets on Play.com.. Fuckin great value, you pay upto 20 quid for them 2 disc special editions in the shops like!

The Gospel according to Raleigh. 171802[/snapback]