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Some fucker sent me a WhatsApp last night, it was a link to the Washington Post with the headline of Trump having it. When you clicked on it, of course a massive black guy with a huge cock

Or maybe cook something and then freeze it

Are these 20k troops like the x amount of new doctors and nurses the Tories promised?

Do we even have 20k troops left? The Malvinas will not fall!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/mar/18/tip-of-the-iceberg-is-our-destruction-of-nature-responsible-for-covid-19-aoe?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Gmail

Yep

He just looks like a fucking chump. Banging the lectern and he just looks awkward. Fucking gimp.

Bungle has just said 'Asking retired health care to come back and help' Is that wise? If they're retired, they're surly at risk?

Schools to shut, but allow Key workers and at risk kids to go in

The one thing about restrictions on stuff. For me, it's not an issue as there is only myself and my wife. But there's a lad in the office who's got 4 kids and his mam live's with him. So he shops for 7.

But that goes against capitalism!

Oh well, that's one good thing about this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-51836898

Everton, devastated

Will start it tonight. I finished the second season of Killing Eve last night.

Josh needs to google Xhamster

Teasing everyone as ever trying to keep morale up. I like it.

Just been for a walk into town to grab some bits. The amount of old wobblers is mad.

Renton, I think you need to take some time offline. Honestly dude, for your own mental health.

Blue Mackems. Fuck off

Anyone seen Westworld?

Pubs are our version of the second amendment

That Corbyn though, fuck me, he's dangerous.

That's because he's had them executed