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sacked or walked? Sacked I think, they are about to speak to the club.

Been announced on 5Live GONE

A few days after Keegan was appointed, the Newcastle chairman came out of a top Newcastle hotel and saw an old lady struggling with her shopping. "Can you manage, pet?", said the chairman. " Keegan's not gone already?", said the old dear, with pursed lips.

Nothing basically

It's nailed on then A-bloody-wooga Yep

Jimbo Any more TV shots?

You cant man!!! Its times like this the club needs it support. Well the poor players really

Oh god Motson is about to talk on 5Live *turns off!*

Gemmill first got wind of this, I had confirmation at lunch time, I'm sad for all you people who have held some hope it was all done this morning, and trust me you all better get used to the idea of Dennis Wise as our manager. Stevie Why hasnt anything at all been said from the club

fuuuuuuuuuuuck Someone from the club say something!!!

Somethings got to be announced soon man!

Whats gone on man Someone tell us!

Im gonna vom

What else is there to say? Confirm if he has gone or not?

Why hasnt the club said fuck all, this is whats scaring me.

IMO hes staying No news is good news.

.com have updated their page Its true isnt it

Wheres that Jimbo? My lounge. I realise that, the pic of Wise I mean

Wheres that Jimbo?

Guys nothing is 100% official yet, so come on. Lets have it!!!!!!

+1 Some fucker is getting smashed at footy tonight

Everyone on here must also be on BBC Sport because its slow as fuck

get a grip man, you did not spill this many tears when you got me banned hehe Bobby I'd rather have you sitting in there rather than Wise, honestly I would. Or even J69 or Danny B. It's funny we've been buying all these Spanish cunts, I'm not one for a conspiracy theory, but would it be beyond the realms of possibility that we might bring Poyet in? Either way its a fuckin catastrophe. One of the 10 worst days in our history. Now youre on something