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Superb drummer

That's fucking superb 😂

Last of the Summer wine. FUck me. Utter T'DOG SHIT

Says Mr Everton here. Never shuts up about them!

I just had a physical. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty. I said, "Like bacon and burgers?" "No fatty, don't eat anything!"

I like how they have made it feel old school. I've seen some cracking photos during contruction my mate sent me. Laing O'Rourke made the pre-cast units direct from a model made by mate so everything had to be mm perfect. A first for this process in the country. Normally the PCC guys do their own modelling and sort that out themselves. LOR are pretty shit hot at that stuff.

One of the younger lads in't office got a promotion last week. He's now pissing everyone off because he's acting Billy Big Bollocks. He's just told a grad off for not putting a meeting in the calendar that's not set for another 4 week The grad agreed it an hour ago!

I've been to Goodison, fuck me, I felt like I needed a TB shot when I got home.

My mate went to the Everton test event last night. Said the ground looks mint. I suppose he is biased though working on it. He doesn't watch football either.

I was gonna say, do they have a poll yet

Neil Warnock being a cunt as per. Fucking nailed on Brexit voting Tory wanker.

Leeds acting like they've just won the champions league 😂

Mackems could have easily had a player sent off for two yellows. The ref wasn't shy with cards either

95m winner for Leeds 😂😂😂

Get in Leeds

Fucking Leeds

Aye , I got my brother to do it

The way we brought Botman back surley wans't how Howe wanted it. Two big games after 9 months out.

Didn't notice it 🤪

Now that's a bit of common sense Insta users don't have.

I run the insta account for my cycle club. I follow some people who have had bairns recently. One is a lass who is a member of our club. Bairn is about 9 month old and whenever she posts a photo she covers the bairns face. No bother, I get that I think. But what does make me chuckle is them posting photos of when the bairns has just been chucked out, covered in shite and blood and on one of your massive milk laden tits and you're still covering the bairns face