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Sounds like we have dodged a bullet. Doesn't have the right mentality.

Should bathe in sanitiser tonight.

Still expects a couple of signings apparently

https://twitter.com/alfonso_leocad/status/1542871824802975744?s=20&t=7gIGy1FEVXqTYrfGHdNJjA

Just seen them stats on Twitter

Mike Dean is fucking staying on VAR CUNT

People seem to be losing their shit that there's been no 'official' announcement over him. Despite there being one

Obviously watching ASM talking to Ciggy about his new game he made whilst off.

Some of the lads are back for pre-season today. Great to see

Hasn't he had to sell to balance the books? I.e can he spend it? Or is it a new FFP year or something? Paging @The Fish

No Next summer tho!

I intend to keep this updated this season. I haven't included players away on loan. I.e Haydn. But can add that in. Can a Mod sticky this? I shall update squad numbers when they're released. I have also simplified it via GK / DEF / MID / FWD. So let's not have a Viana type discussion

Legend [year contract expires] (Injured) – With expected date back {Suspended} Goalkeepers 22 Nick Pope - 19/04/92 [2026] 26 Karl Darlow – 08/10/1990 [2025] 29 Mark Gillespie – 27/03/92 [2023] – Final year of contract Defenders 2 Kieran Trippier – 19/09/1990 [2024] 3 Paul Dummet – 26/09/91 [2023] – Final year of contract 4 Sven Botman – 12/01/2000 [2027] 5 Fabian Schar – 20/12/1991 [2024] 6 Jamaal Lascelles – 11/11/1993 [2024] 12 Jamal Lewis – 25/01/1998 [2025] 13 Matt Targett – 18/09/1995 [2026] 15 Kieran Trippier – 19/09/1990 [2024] 17 Emil Krafth – 02/08/1994 [2024] - (TBC) - Knee 19 Javier Manquillo – 05/05/1994 [2024] - (06.08.22) - Groin / Hip / Pelvic 33 Dan Burn – 09/05/1992 [2024] Midfielders 7 Joelinton – 14/08/1996 [2025] 8 Jonjo Shelvey – 27/02/1992 [2023] – Final year of contract - (No return cNov) - Hamstring 10 Allan Saint-Maximin – 12/03/1997 [2026] 11 Matt Ritchie – 10/09/1989 [2023] – Final year of contract 21 Ryan Fraser – 24/02/1994 [2025] 23 Jacob Murphy – 24/02/1994 [2027] 24 Miguel Almiron – 10/02/1994 [2024] 28 Joe Willock – 20.08.1999 [2027] 32 Elliott Anderson – 06/11/2002 [2024] 36 Sean Longstaff – 30.10.1997 [2026] 39 Bruno Guimaraes – 16/11/1997 [2026] Forwards 9 Callum Wilson – 27/02/1992 [2024] - (c12th August) - Hamstring 14 Alexander Isak - 21/09/1999 [2028] 20 Chris Wood – 07/12/1991 [2024]

I think they will be looking to offload first. But we certainly need a striker.

Aye, totally this. Wouldn't surprise me that the next signings will be a couple of weeks away now tbh.

Would be mad if we got him.

CT's pal have tracked a private jet arrive from Denmark today. Apparently it's Eriksens agent.

Money

Superb to see some serious investment into the academy

WHAT THE FUCK