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I would love Paqueta

I would agree. But he's a bit like that cunt McTomminey. Wannabe hard man. Until someone sticks it on em and then they're rolling around like an extra from Platoon.

She meant pubic

When do we see some players being offloaded? Surly soon.

This is my normal mood

Gordon is a slimeball cunt of a person.

DCL?

How baggy are those shirts man

I absolutely love these owners and their sense of humour.

I bet Pearson is still waiting 🤣

Male?

His mam is worth banging

https://www.instagram.com/p/CfXGKegoMyg/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= His insta is better lol

Apparently French transfer window opens in July that's why.

A deal in principle. Sounds a bit odd

Eriksen Botman and Christen 'Robin' Eriksen

Love all the goodbyes from Sven Botmans old teammates.

As soon as he joined I would sit him down and tell him to sack the agent lol.

As if any Newcastle fan is surprised. Move on and don't deal with the cunt of an agent again.

They're the ones passing him a noose

4th highest in the prem apparently. Chicken shagger will be crying like fuck now.

He needs help

Would love us to drop another fat singing just to prove him wrong again.