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Ok then here we go, its on Sky, personally Im not very confident but lets see what Glenn can do against some serious opposition. Heres the squads according to nufc.com NUFC: Given, Harper, Ramage, Babayaro, Boumsong, Elliott, Parker, Emre, Solano, N'Zogbia, Bowyer, Faye, Clark, Brittain, Pattison, O'Brien, Shearer, Ameobi, Luque, Chopra. Carr, Taylor, Owen, Dyer and Bramble all still injured - Moore lacking in match fitness. MUFC: Van der Sar, Howard, Neville, Bardsley, Ferdinand, Brown, Vidic, Silvestre, Evra, Richardson, Ronaldo, Giggs, O'Shea, Fletcher, Park, Rooney, Van Nistelrooy, Saha, Rossi. Alan Smith and Paul Scholes will miss the remainder of the season, while Heinze has a knee problem. Perennially-injured Ole Gunnar Solksjaer misses out after suffering yet another setback - he smashed a cheekbone in Tuesday's reserve team game against the smoggies. Bring it on lads!

So do I. But I prefer mine, tbh. Surprised at the lack of mackem jokes, somebody must know some more. 105529[/snapback] I liked yours as well, first time I heard it I laughed and laughed and laughed then it was bed time, well it was a school day. Bloke sitting at a bar having a drink on a saturday afternoon with his dog lying at his feet, the football scores come on and announce "Newcastle 1 - Arsenal 0" the dog jumps up, runs round and does a back flip, "Boro 1 - Man Ure 0" the dog lets out a long groan and buries its head in its hands. Barman says "wow thats amazing, whats he do if Sunderland win?" Bloke replies "dunno mate, Ive only had him a year"

fuckin thick shite... <----there ya go that makes it all ok again.

Stu? How come your sig looks like Shearers landing a left hook on Given? intentional?

Then yes, consistently over the last decade we have done better than these clubs however I still stand by my reasons for Spurs, Man City. Villa & Birmingham out of that lot not filling their grounds and being as big generally and thats down to the proximity of other big clubs to them. Whereas the nearest we have are the makems We also have been extremely succesful in reaching the later stages of the FA cup over that time but again, reaching the semis and finals means nowt if at the end of the day you dont get that silverware. Using that logic of big succesful clubs being based on the number of fans going through the gates then how are Arsenal one of the biggest clubs in Europe? I also still stand by my reasoning for why previous chairmen havent filled the ground, football was totally different in those days, it was not seen as a family day out, was not a safe place to go at times. If you take the total number of football fans in this country nowadays Im guessing you'd find its probably at least double what it was 20 years ago yet still spread across the same 92 teams. The advent of SKY meant people would start and support teams that they had no real allegiance to (a la ManUre) and someone growing up now somewhere between Arsenal and Spurs will probably decide to support the Arse purely on how succesful they are. We I believe, fill our ground and sell our shirts because we are the only team in this city, we also have Keegan and Hall to thank for the out of city fanbase, these are people who at the time of footballs renaissance put the telly on and saw us flying away with the League, playing amazing football and having a manager that even women with no football interest knew the name of. Im not saying that Shepherd hasnt kept this up and made sensible business decisions to keep us up there, at the end of the day we're in the top 10 (or is it 11th) richest clubs in the world and frankly we have no right to be there, based on success. But, ultimately, its not down to him that we got there.

He'll go in the summer, it's just a matter of how much. I reckon we'll be lucky to get £10m. 105664[/snapback] Unfortunately, I think you're right. The only thing going in our favour is the new manager situation, if he comes in and then sells Owen for a knockdown price then its not going to look like a great first move so hopefully hes someone with the balls to stand up and be counted. To be fair though, get more than we sold him for and I'll not be devastated as long as we spend it wisely.

Nope but you'll find that in 6 months time it'll be.... "See Bellamy scored a hat-trick on Saturday, against Belmarsh screws 11" "aye and he got 2 the week before n'all against Durham lags"

Absolute nightmare scenario. Would you still be happy with Shepherd and his cronies if that happened? 105602[/snapback] I can think of worse. However I think you should provide the answer to how come all the big city clubs such as Leeds, Villa, Birmingham, Everton, Man City, Wolves, West Ham, Southampton, Portsmouth, mackems, Spurs, Sheff Wed who could all match us and beat us having done so in the past, haven't in the last decade ? And how all our previous sets of directors before 1992 didn't fill the ground, build on the Fairs Cup Win, appoint England managers, buy England players and qualify regularly for europe and reach a couple of Cup Finals ? When you have done this, you can tell me who the mystery Abramovic is lurking in the backround who will put millions of quid into the club and not want anything back ? As no one else has answered these questions yet 105606[/snapback] I'll think you'll find I did answer these but you refused to reply to the stuff I posted. Also, currently Everton, Man City, West Ham and Spurs are all above us so surely that means they have surpassed us this season? Nope, not got a clue on the last one though. EDIT: Oh and I'll state this now so its recorded but Venables will be the death of this club. The man is a dodgy, cokerneee wideboy geezer.

£20million and they can have him.

aye but after taking advice from your good self I heard.

whats the use in having a secretive section for a campaign, yes have a part that only recognised members can access but surely you need a bit that allows people to put forward their views in support? Oh and I honestly dont know why you have a swastika, do you want it changing to an SS badge?

tbh

thats alreet then, I'll let you off *moves finger away from DELETE MEMBER button.*

Not sure if this has been posted on here but....... A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot pours him the perfect pint, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot so he walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, rugby, supermodels, favorite foods, guns, and women's body parts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 15, I think." And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... who do you think they'll get to replace McCarthy ? "

Thats nowt here the most sad obsessed thread: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4519 105446[/snapback] rofl so if hes a boring mackem rimmer, what does that make you for reading it? or even being on there board? what a prize penis you are young man. get a life..... 105448[/snapback] Dae me a favour maaaan, quote the right person or were you meaning me there?

I got a laptop about two months ago and havent yet sorted things out to wireless network the place. I need to get me arse in gear as its either that or replace my chair with a portaloo.

Thats nowt here the most sad obsessed thread: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4519

a few minor touches: http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7206/untitled18po23lk.jpg 105418[/snapback] almost there but I reckon it needs one tiny little alteration, just the mere smidgeon of a touch. http://www.peasepud.com/temp/getty.jpg

I don't know how you dare tbh, preggers boy. 105397[/snapback] Ive telt ye before its MEDICAL maaaaan!

you da maan!

thought you didnt like that place and never visited?

sort of forgot all about it.....

Dear me. Somebody widen the door for his ginga heed to get out of... 105389[/snapback] That's right, get it out of your system. Pretty soon you won't be able to get away with this sort of thing. 105390[/snapback] but fat twats still ok innit?

nope not me either, i just get the text

is that a euphamism?