Park Life

I was saving that.

Can't beat a bit of class scenery.

They player everybody seems to want costs 25m. We got a a highly gifted player for 5m with a troubled past. Reality check?

That piece is absolutely spot on. Simpson simply isn't good enough to be a top 6 RB. We should definately be looking to get a new Full back to play with Santon before the start of next season. He's been woeful the last few games, too. Like Collo it'll take a season before Santon is in top gear. Adapting to the PL is like playing on Mars after coming from Europe. Hope Wilson goes he's pure shit.

He's hardly played any football for a month you muppets. [/facepalm]

Hit Ba! Hit Ba!

Shawshank Redemption.

We wait for TT's big guns to open up. There is a silence across the world.

I can't understand why we sit so deep at home and play these meandering balls over the top? Our CM pairing is easily good enough to step up 10 yards and make contact with the forwards.

We're in unscripted territory here.

Little bit more urgency and there is easily a couple of goals in there for us.

Reasonably content. Would like to see Cabaye step up 10 yards. No need both sitting with this lot who look totally out of ideas already. Nice to have Tiote back.

Ref needs to clamp down on Henry if he plays up early doors.

It's the kind of game that needs an early goal.

There's 2 or 3 decent JIm Beam's. I know.

Consider yourself promoted Sir!

Have a feeling we'll be dishing out a proper caning.

No.

No.

No.

Does a few lines in the toilet and then comes out and talks a load of shit.

6-1

Balotelli wishes a happy burfday to you two.

Part of the closed window (tiny bits) are staying on the screen it's really annoying. What is it? Will I die?

No!!! really?? I thought you could see that from anywhere! How about if you are viewing it on your Wii? Normally use 'Expat shield', but for some reason it isn't tricking the bbc the slimey devils.