Real first name: Neil
Nickname: None
Age: 41
Occupation: Software Developer
Location: Chelmsford (S. Shields originally)
Language(s) spoken? Sanddancer, schoolboy french and spanish
Avatat - why? Fantastic Band
Previous avatars? Used to have Julie Benz (Darla in Angel and Buffy)
Tell us when you first joined the boards? xmas last but one
Board highlights? general sharing of pleasure when we win
Board lowlights? Too much anti-Souness for me.
What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? - God knows
Pets? - Don't see the point though I've sort of adopted next door's cat in that it greets me.
I play a bit like.... Paul Goddard
Football heroes? Beardsley, Varadi, Cole, Anderson, Wharton, Sir Les
Football villains? Steve Foster, Kenny Burns, Carlton Palmer
Best advice given? Family and friends above all else
Ideal partner? Abbey off ER
Ideal dinner date? Germaine Greer would be interesting
Ideal meal? Mam's rabbit pie
Can you cook? Not really - microwave man
Current wheels? VW VR6
Biggest influence? Dad
TV programmes? Babylon 5, Angel, Buffy, Simpsons
Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish
Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian - Jalfrezi/ chinese - duck (prefer the former)
Favourite tunes? Mayonaise by Pumpkins, Fields of Fire by Big Country
Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? - Don't know what they look like
George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? - acting wise Clooney.
Favourite film? Dogma or Blade Runner
If I won a million pounds.... I'd visit every country on the planet
Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15/16 - McKewans Best Scotch.
Ever suspended/expelled from school? No - swot
Favourite insult? the C word with relish (also favourite compliment)
Not a lot of people know that......I hate christmas
Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Armani winter coat in Rome - £350
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 or 6 including trainers
I'm obsessed with.....Arguing
In 5 years time, I hope to be....back in contracting making loads