Gemmill 36183 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Lucky bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14185 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 The capitalisation of the thread title led me to believe that this would be an official news story. Unless it is - this is Australia we're talking about, I suppose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I'll put money on him then coming out of retirement in 4 or 5 years, claiming 'I've missed the sport and want to see if I can still do it'. You can see it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I'll put money on him then coming out of retirement in 4 or 5 years, claiming 'I've missed the sport and want to see if I can still do it'. You can see it coming. Liberal party has never been the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Unfair advantage, having size 17 feet. His competitors should have been allowed to wear flippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Inspiring career move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Inspiring career move. Nothing much else to do after 5 olympic golds and 13 world titles tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Inspiring career move. Nothing much else to do after 5 olympic golds and 13 world titles tbh Could always win some more tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 The only thing he's retiring from is swimming, he actually has to go out and get a job now, poor bastid. More than likely it's the perfect opportunity to finally come out of the closet and move to the states as entertainment reporter. Unfair advantage, having size 17 feet. His competitors should have been allowed to wear flippers. It might be unfair but he's a little bit touchy about it. A couple of years ago after an interview with a female television reporter, she turned to him and alluded to the fact that because his feet are so big he must be hung. This didn't go down to well with his sensitive soul so he sued her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Actually, he's got depression hasn't he? He'll come back to it in years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 The only thing he's retiring from is swimming, he actually has to go out and get a job now, poor bastid. More than likely it's the perfect opportunity to finally come out of the closet and move to the states as entertainment reporter. Has he got a hint of lavender about him then Sammy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 The only thing he's retiring from is swimming, he actually has to go out and get a job now, poor bastid. More than likely it's the perfect opportunity to finally come out of the closet and move to the states as entertainment reporter. Has he got a hint of lavender about him then Sammy? Rumour has it and he seems to spend a lot of time denying it. I'm not gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Definately gay. Good luck to him. And as someone said he'll be back. Probably London 2012 and take a clean sweep of gold. But the question has to be asked... Who really cares about swimming? I end on this note - I saw this in Japan on my travels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 You'd think he was GOD swimming up and down upand down up and down up and down.......hardly a sport at all IMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 You'd think he was GOD swimming up and down upand down up and down up and down.......hardly a sport at all IMHO You're right Rob, he's no People's Paula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 You'd think he was GOD swimming up and down upand down up and down up and down.......hardly a sport at all IMHO It's very much a sport imo. Dull as fuck though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Arrogant depressed retiring sportsamn with dubious personal habits? It's Australias Stan Collymore tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Arrogant depressed retiring sportsamn with dubious personal habits? It's Australias Stan Collymore tbh. Plus achievements, minus the dogging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Arrogant depressed retiring sportsamn with dubious personal habits? It's Australias Stan Collymore tbh. Plus achievements, minus the dogging. Yes. Think about: in Australia he won 5 Olympic golds. If he'd been British he'd have been shagging a plump 43 year old from Dudley in the back of a Vectra, thereby putting the 'Great' into Britain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 (edited) Arrogant depressed retiring sportsamn with dubious personal habits? It's Australias Stan Collymore tbh. Plus achievements, minus the dogging. Yes. Think about: in Australia he won 5 Olympic golds. If he'd been British he'd have been shagging a plump 43 year old from Dudley in the back of a Vectra, thereby putting the 'Great' into Britain Only if his cock was in proportion to his feet Edited November 22, 2006 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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