bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Gemmill was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." Gemmill took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll give you a blow job whenever you want." Again Gemmill took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll blow you as often you want. Why won't you kiss me?" Gemmill said, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Look, I'm a ginger accountant. I don't have time for girls, but a talking frog is really cool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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