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sammynb
10 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Speaking of daft old aussies, haven't seen  @Ken for a while 

 

He's like Beetlejuice, don't say its name three times.

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Dr Gloom
21 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Speaking of daft old aussies, haven't seen  @Ken for a while 

don't worry, he'll pop up if the aussies do well in the next ashes series 

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sammynb
2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

don't worry, he'll pop up if the aussies do well in the next ashes series 

 

Fuck all chance of that.

What's hilarious is most of them are currently stuck in India and our lot of Tories have made it a criminal offense to return to Australia if you are currently in India.

No IPL, not allowed to return home, should be interesting to see the mad cap mayhem our brainless cricketeers get up to.

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Monkeys Fist
16 minutes ago, sammynb said:

should be interesting to see the mad cap mayhem our brainless cricketeers get up to.

What do you call an Indian hooker? 
 

Balsdeep 

 

 

 

( I’ll get me coat). 

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The Fish
3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Thompers - that was the other one. I used to love watching him wind up LM in his various guises

Bravado Dave btw :lol:

 

Thompers is Quiff, isn't he?

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Dr Gloom
10 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Thompers is Quiff, isn't he?

yeah - thompers, skidmark. probably one or two others i can't remember 

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Ayatollah Hermione

Ken only used to come on here after sinking about 3 bottles of wine so I can only assume he’s given up the drink so well done, him. Or he’s died. Either way, what a result.

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Isegrim
6 hours ago, Meenzer said:

"Ken Ken"?

 

Now you've done it..... :cantlook:

 

 

We actually do deserve to get wiped out by a virus just for things like this.

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Monkeys Fist

Since we’re on about gardens, I recently installed the Sinead O’Connor endorsed “Fuck the Pope Bird Table” in the back yard. 
Seems to work, so far I’ve seen seven owls and fifteen jays. 
 

 

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8 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Latest addition to the pussay palace 

 

 

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I see you’re top of the leaderboard already 

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Got a new car on Monday, finally had a visa come through thats long enough to warrant having something decent again. 

 

Course now we're in lockdown again so all I can do is admire it in the garage but still, I got a couple of days hooning around in it before that. Its so nice to drive something that isn't a 27 year old suzuki swift again :razz: 

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Kid Dynamite
On 31/07/2021 at 23:10, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:

The cabinets or the carpet? 

That picture was from the arcade in Shields. It's current home is far less glamorous!
 

 

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The Fish

Why's everybody getting their kids in blackface?!

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Craig
54 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Why's everybody getting their kids in blackface?!

 

Racist! :wink:

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Some new golf shoes...couldn't help but get my name and an England flag on. 
 

Plus a polo and matching shorts.

 

Im still shit.

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