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How you feeling now daft lad?

 

I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. :telephone:

 

 

Pulled last night :talk:

 

Life is fun. Wigan was shit.

 

glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things :rolleyes:

 

over/under :razz:

ok ok ok us singletons dont need to know the ins and outs of your recent sexapades ta very muchly <_<

Same with when you come on here blind drunk and tell us yours pet. :razz:

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How you feeling now daft lad?

 

I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. B)

 

 

Pulled last night B)

 

Life is fun. Wigan was shit.

 

glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things :naughty:

 

over/under ;)

ok ok ok us singletons dont need to know the ins and outs of your recent sexapades ta very muchly :razz:

Same with when you come on here blind drunk and tell us yours pet. :lol:

Anne Summers party next Sat, im pulling the plug off this thing so I dont tell anyone anything.

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How you feeling now daft lad?

 

I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. B)

 

 

Pulled last night B)

 

Life is fun. Wigan was shit.

 

glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things :naughty:

 

over/under ;)

ok ok ok us singletons dont need to know the ins and outs of your recent sexapades ta very muchly B)

Same with when you come on here blind drunk and tell us yours pet. :lol:

Anne Summers party next Sat, im pulling the plug off this thing so I dont tell anyone anything.

Bet you shan't be pulling the plug off what you get at the party though. :razz:

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How you feeling now daft lad?

 

I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. B)

 

 

Pulled last night B)

 

Life is fun. Wigan was shit.

 

glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things :naughty:

 

over/under :razz:

ok ok ok us singletons dont need to know the ins and outs of your recent sexapades ta very muchly B)

Same with when you come on here blind drunk and tell us yours pet. :lol:

Anne Summers party next Sat, im pulling the plug off this thing so I dont tell anyone anything.

 

Like shite will you! ;)

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Guest Toplass-101

How you feeling now daft lad?

 

I'm recently singlified by my own choice like. B)

 

 

Pulled last night B)

 

Life is fun. Wigan was shit.

 

glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things :naughty:

 

over/under :razz:

ok ok ok us singletons dont need to know the ins and outs of your recent sexapades ta very muchly B)

Same with when you come on here blind drunk and tell us yours pet. :lol:

Anne Summers party next Sat, im pulling the plug off this thing so I dont tell anyone anything.

 

Like shite will you! ;)

aye ya right, for a start Id never get the thing back on without blowing myself up.

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Don't forget Toplass that pictures are a necessity. :naughty:

Last one was about 5 months ago, ive got pics from that.

And why are we yet to see these? :lol:

Ya never asked.

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Don't forget Toplass that pictures are a necessity. :lol:

Last one was about 5 months ago, ive got pics from that.

And why are we yet to see these? :razz:

Ya never asked.

Well I do apologise. ;)

 

Fucking hell I've been listening to Snakehips too much lately, the old bastard's corrupted my mind. :naughty:

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Just had a call off her...

 

 

.....apparently she still loves me but ive been getting prank calls off her friends all week. Flintoff will confirm i've not tried to contact her and now she's flipped and says she'll get a restraining order on me (Is that possible for NOT contacting someone??? :naughty:)

 

Fucking can't stand this.

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Just had a call off her...

 

 

.....apparently she still loves me but ive been getting prank calls off her friends all week. Flintoff will confirm i've not tried to contact her and now she's flipped and says she'll get a restraining order on me (Is that possible for NOT contacting someone??? :naughty:)

 

Fucking can't stand this.

:lol:

 

I seriously don't get that man, so she's kicking off because you haven't contacted her? fucking best rid mate, especially with her having mates like that.

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Just had a call off her...

 

 

.....apparently she still loves me but ive been getting prank calls off her friends all week. Flintoff will confirm i've not tried to contact her and now she's flipped and says she'll get a restraining order on me (Is that possible for NOT contacting someone??? :naughty:)

 

Fucking can't stand this.

;)

 

 

Exactamundo. I'm a useless dope lol I don't get it one bit? She said don't contact her do I didn't. Did she mean in some backwards girl way that I should contact her? :lol:

 

I don't care anymore tbh.

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Is this the one who dumped you on Valentines smog??

 

Clearly insane - tell her if she contacts you again you will have her sectioned! :naughty:

 

(told you she'd realise in the cold light of day that she'd fucked up)

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Aye it is. Think i'm best off rid :naughty:

See mate what it is now is she doesn't like it that you're not appearing to be pining over her if you will and she's craving the attention.

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Aye it is. Think i'm best off rid :lol:

See mate what it is now is she doesn't like it that you're not appearing to be pining over her if you will and she's craving the attention.

 

Well spotted Sherlock, I'd never see these things on my own :naughty:

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Aye it is. Think i'm best off rid :lol:

See mate what it is now is she doesn't like it that you're not appearing to be pining over her if you will and she's craving the attention.

 

Well spotted Sherlock, I'd never see these things on my own :naughty:

Na fuck that smog.

To use a wacky phrase or two.

Get her over, fuck her brains out including kicking her back door in and leave her with a face like a plasterer's radio!

Only way you will fix the problem.

Oh that and drinking copious amounts.

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