manc-mag 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin. No offence Meenzer but I doubt most men watching any of that would care what she cooked or what she said. That doesn't mean you're wrong and she might not be someone I'd like to actually go out with but my God is she shaggable. Sorry, I just know the image of her Dad would force its way into my head at a critical moment and that spells disaster. She did feature in a list in Viz which covered that exact situation and I agreed at the time - the list also included Angelina Jolie which I also agreed with but I've managed to overcome the problem in her case and I reckon probably in Nigella's case as well. Can't remember who else was on the list. Aye but John Voigt would get it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin. No offence Meenzer but I doubt most men watching any of that would care what she cooked or what she said. That doesn't mean you're wrong and she might not be someone I'd like to actually go out with but my God is she shaggable. Sorry, I just know the image of her Dad would force its way into my head at a critical moment and that spells disaster. She did feature in a list in Viz which covered that exact situation and I agreed at the time - the list also included Angelina Jolie which I also agreed with but I've managed to overcome the problem in her case and I reckon probably in Nigella's case as well. Can't remember who else was on the list. Aye but John Voigt would get it anyway. Midnight Cowboy, you love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. Hehe, you're becoming quite the "me" fan-boy I see. You're my new benchmark for everything. Nice, I'm glad to be such an inspiration for you. (just let me know if you need any advice ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin. No offence Meenzer but I doubt most men watching any of that would care what she cooked or what she said. That doesn't mean you're wrong and she might not be someone I'd like to actually go out with but my God is she shaggable. Sorry, I just know the image of her Dad would force its way into my head at a critical moment and that spells disaster. She did feature in a list in Viz which covered that exact situation and I agreed at the time - the list also included Angelina Jolie which I also agreed with but I've managed to overcome the problem in her case and I reckon probably in Nigella's case as well. Can't remember who else was on the list. Aye but John Voigt would get it anyway. Midnight Cowboy, you love it Funnily enough I always imagine SMO as a sort of Ratzo Rizzo character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Spot on tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I bet this one goes like a steam train anarl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13844 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. Hehe, you're becoming quite the "me" fan-boy I see. You're my new benchmark for everything. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Shame mind as the chebs must just be an absolute delight. I'm not sure about that. She looks mighty fine all dressed up, but she's in her late forties and she's banged a few kids out. Might not be quite what you'd wished for when the wrapping paper comes off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Shame mind as the chebs must just be an absolute delight. I'm not sure about that. She looks mighty fine all dressed up, but she's in her late forties and she's banged a few kids out. Might not be quite what you'd wished for when the wrapping paper comes off. Aye, your cock mightn't be the only floppy thing in the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin. No offence Meenzer but I doubt most men watching any of that would care what she cooked or what she said. That doesn't mean you're wrong and she might not be someone I'd like to actually go out with but my God is she shaggable. Sorry, I just know the image of her Dad would force its way into my head at a critical moment and that spells disaster. She did feature in a list in Viz which covered that exact situation and I agreed at the time - the list also included Angelina Jolie which I also agreed with but I've managed to overcome the problem in her case and I reckon probably in Nigella's case as well. Can't remember who else was on the list. Aye but John Voigt would get it anyway. Midnight Cowboy, you love it Funnily enough I always imagine SMO as a sort of Ratzo Rizzo character. Fuckin right, legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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