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A wealthy businessman forgets his wife's anniversary and she's fucking furious!

 

"You'd better make up for that this time!" she says, and seeing her chance to gain from it she adds "In fact, tomorrow morning, there better be something sitting out on that driveway that goes from nought to 200 like a rocket!

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND it better not be second hand!"

 

 

 

He's now in hospital in a critical condition

 

 

Next morning she went out, there was a small package on the driveway -

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when she opened it she found herself holding a set of brand new bathroom scales! :D

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A man comes home early from work and hears strange noises

coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife

naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes

downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his

4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick's

hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"

 

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the

bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe

door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,

cowering on the wardrobe floor.

 

"You bonehead!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart

attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring

the kids!"

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A man comes home early from work and hears strange noises

coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife

naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes

downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his

4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick's

hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"

 

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the

bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe

door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,

cowering on the wardrobe floor.

 

"You bonehead!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart

attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring

the kids!"

:D

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A wealthy businessman forgets his wife's anniversary and she's fucking furious!

 

"You'd better make up for that this time!" she says, and seeing her chance to gain from it she adds "In fact, tomorrow morning, there better be something sitting out on that driveway that goes from nought to 200 like a rocket!

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND it better not be second hand!"

 

 

 

He's now in hospital in a critical condition

 

 

Next morning she went out, there was a small package on the driveway -

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.

.

.

 

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.

.

.

.

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when she opened it she found herself holding a set of brand new bathroom scales! :lol:

 

 

How?

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Bloke comes come pissed and his wife spots lipstick on his shirt.

 

"You better be able to explain that lipstick you bastard!" his wife fumes

 

"Shurrr I can .. Itsh from wiping me cock"

 

:lol:

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Bloke comes come pissed and his wife spots lipstick on his shirt.

 

"You better be able to explain that lipstick you bastard!" his wife fumes

 

"Shurrr I can .. Itsh from wiping izz cock"

 

:lol:

 

Reminds me of someone :lol:

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