manc-mag 1 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The truth is that Heather Mills never lies. I know, because I am her. As it were. Jake the peg and all that. Love Dickens. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times (iirc). class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 She says the press are liars calling her a whore. I can't remember her taking legal action against The Sun for asserting she was paid £5,000 for having sex, with some fucker. Filthy mackem whore, ye can take the lass out of mackemland, but ye can't take mackemland out of the lass. The link didn't work trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Her attempt to cry on GMTV was fucking laughable, I've seen my 6 year old daughter do better when i refuse to give her a drink of water and a slice of bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 People who read anything other than Dostoevsky are beneath me, in fact I'm so superior I don't think they should be allowed to inhabit the same planet as me. have them executed. Now.[/average Toontasticer] Christ, some of you are so far up your own arses it astounds me. Horses for courses. Aren't you the Movie snob? either way, there's a marked distinction between reading Dosty's work and refraining from reading utter shite. I don't expect people to muse over JPS over their lunch break... but pouring over pictures of "celebrities" buying cheese is a fucking joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Her attempt to cry on GMTV was fucking laughable, I've seen my 6 year old daughter do better when i refuse to give her a drink of water and a slice of bread Flora treatment should sort that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 (edited) I don't even know who that was aimed at exactly from HF there. Me probably Edited November 1, 2007 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I don't even know who that was aimed at exactly from HF there. Me probably Fuckin hell...me me me tbh. No better than one of your z-celebs out of Chat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I don't even know who that was aimed at exactly from HF there. Me probably Fuckin hell...me me me tbh. No better than one of your z-celebs out of Chat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 People who read anything other than Dostoevsky are beneath me, in fact I'm so superior I don't think they should be allowed to inhabit the same planet as me. have them executed. Now.[/average Toontasticer] Christ, some of you are so far up your own arses it astounds me. Horses for courses. Aren't you the Movie snob? either way, there's a marked distinction between reading Dosty's work and refraining from reading utter shite. I don't expect people to muse over JPS over their lunch break... but pouring over pictures of "celebrities" buying cheese is a fucking joke Not really, I'll watch owt. And I don't (for example) think Brock should be culled for enjoying Saw, and i don't think it's a joke he even watches it, I just think it's shite personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I don't even know who that was aimed at exactly from HF there. Me probably Fuckin hell...me me me tbh. No better than one of your z-celebs out of Chat! Wasn't thinking of anyone in particular, but if I must name names, reading it back Manc, Snakey and Fop are particularly high and mighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The stick Brock gets is well-natured though. I think everyone apart from Gol likes him. He seems to take it in the manner in which it is intended anarl. Who were you on about by the way? I'm not personally offended if you did mean me. I can be snobby - so fuck - I've never pretended to be anything I'm not and I never say I like something for effect. I'll watch 'Corrie' and admit it too. I just find the 'you're all a bunch of *insert offensive remark* on here' straight out the J69 / Stevieintoon book of lame insults to be honest. If you have a problem with what someone says you should take them to task I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The stick Brock gets is well-natured though. I think everyone apart from Gol likes him. He seems to take it in the manner in which it is intended anarl. Who were you on about by the way? I'm not personally offended if you did mean me. I can be snobby - so fuck - I've never pretended to be anything I'm not and I never say I like something for effect. I'll watch 'Corrie' and admit it too. I just find the 'you're all a bunch of *insert offensive remark* on here' straight out the J69 / Stevieintoon book of lame insults to be honest. If you have a problem with what someone says you should take them to task I reckon. I hate the dickhead yanks bastardising and influencing the way we talk. I hear and see it every day. "Lamer" "lame" "owned" "talk to the hand" "don't even go there", and it's particularly sad to see a reputable 31 year old man follow suit through no fault of his own. Owned is the worst one though, fuckin yanks eh. She looked like Ferris Buellar's sister back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The stick Brock gets is well-natured though. I think everyone apart from Gol likes him. He seems to take it in the manner in which it is intended anarl. Who were you on about by the way? I'm not personally offended if you did mean me. I can be snobby - so fuck - I've never pretended to be anything I'm not and I never say I like something for effect. I'll watch 'Corrie' and admit it too. I just find the 'you're all a bunch of *insert offensive remark* on here' straight out the J69 / Stevieintoon book of lame insults to be honest. If you have a problem with what someone says you should take them to task I reckon. Well I wouldn't call any of you a bunch of offensive remarks and i probably should have included a smiley because it was meant in good humour. But, I can't fathom the hate some people have for other people who're just doing what they enjoy. I take it all with a pinch of salt when someone says there should be a cull so I wouldn't take them to task. They don't really believe it. I do remember being at a work party where the group I was stood with started going on about how they put up with the working class, but that's all they can do and mingling with them would be abhorrent. I took them to task the wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The stick Brock gets is well-natured though. I think everyone apart from Gol likes him. He seems to take it in the manner in which it is intended anarl. Who were you on about by the way? I'm not personally offended if you did mean me. I can be snobby - so fuck - I've never pretended to be anything I'm not and I never say I like something for effect. I'll watch 'Corrie' and admit it too. I just find the 'you're all a bunch of *insert offensive remark* on here' straight out the J69 / Stevieintoon book of lame insults to be honest. If you have a problem with what someone says you should take them to task I reckon. Well I wouldn't call any of you a bunch of offensive remarks and i probably should have included a smiley because it was meant in good humour. But, I can't fathom the hate some people have for other people who're just doing what they enjoy. I take it all with a pinch of salt when someone says there should be a cull so I wouldn't take them to task. They don't really believe it. I do remember being at a work party where the group I was stood with started going on about how they put up with the working class, but that's all they can do and mingling with them would be abhorrent. I took them to task the wankers. Cool, you can get back to reading Heat now to see what the former Big Brother contestants are up to :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Lame is perfectly acceptable usage of the English language in the circumstances Stevie. Unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The stick Brock gets is well-natured though. I think everyone apart from Gol likes him. He seems to take it in the manner in which it is intended anarl. Who were you on about by the way? I'm not personally offended if you did mean me. I can be snobby - so fuck - I've never pretended to be anything I'm not and I never say I like something for effect. I'll watch 'Corrie' and admit it too. I just find the 'you're all a bunch of *insert offensive remark* on here' straight out the J69 / Stevieintoon book of lame insults to be honest. If you have a problem with what someone says you should take them to task I reckon. I cry myself to sleep at night sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The stick Brock gets is well-natured though. I think everyone apart from Gol likes him. He seems to take it in the manner in which it is intended anarl. Who were you on about by the way? I'm not personally offended if you did mean me. I can be snobby - so fuck - I've never pretended to be anything I'm not and I never say I like something for effect. I'll watch 'Corrie' and admit it too. I just find the 'you're all a bunch of *insert offensive remark* on here' straight out the J69 / Stevieintoon book of lame insults to be honest. If you have a problem with what someone says you should take them to task I reckon. Well I wouldn't call any of you a bunch of offensive remarks and i probably should have included a smiley because it was meant in good humour. But, I can't fathom the hate some people have for other people who're just doing what they enjoy. I take it all with a pinch of salt when someone says there should be a cull so I wouldn't take them to task. They don't really believe it. I do remember being at a work party where the group I was stood with started going on about how they put up with the working class, but that's all they can do and mingling with them would be abhorrent. I took them to task the wankers. Cool, you can get back to reading Heat now to see what the former Big Brother contestants are up to :lol: Hello!? It's X-factor/Celebritly Strictly Come Ballroom Dancing all the way to christmas baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Lame is perfectly acceptable usage of the English language in the circumstances Stevie. Unlucky. So are all the other phrases but they were almost exclusively used by yanks up till about 10 years ago. Why say unlucky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 (edited) Lame is perfectly acceptable usage of the English language in the circumstances Stevie. Unlucky. So are all the other phrases but they were almost exclusively used by yanks up till about 10 years ago. Why say unlucky? Most of them aren't even phrases. Edited November 1, 2007 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 "Lame insult", "lame excuse" etc. certainly aren't last-10-years Americanisms. "Lamer" and its ilk are a different matter, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I don't even know who that was aimed at exactly from HF there. Me probably Fuckin hell...me me me tbh. No better than one of your z-celebs out of Chat! Wasn't thinking of anyone in particular, but if I must name names, reading it back Manc, Snakey and Fop are particularly high and mighty. And don't you forget it, prol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 (edited) Having a related argument at work with one of the lads. He was retelling an anecdote, using the worst English known to man. Awful grammar, unnecessary "you know what I mean"s at the end of every sentence etc. etc. etc. I was polite as possible for as long as possible but I had to say something when he said "... but we was lending this dvd off of this bloke, you know what I mean?" got into a heated debate with him because he said that there's a difference between speaking improperly and speaking in a Northern dialect. I know that this is true, but he wasn't speaking in a dialect he was just speaking poorly. He said that saying "We had borrowed a dvd from a mate" would make him sound like an idiot. I know that it's not really my business how anyone speaks, what they watch or who they listen to; but this ignorance of the English language and obsession with non-celebrity makes my eyes itch and my teeth bleed. Heat, Hello, Now and Nuts are all vultures, they feed on the weak amongst us, caring only for their fill of sales and advert revenue. They exist solely to perpetuate their own existence, their stories are there, not to further debate raise awareness or challenge establishment, they're there to sell the next copy. p.s. When did reading challenging books, listening to original music or speaking properly become a bad thing? Edited November 1, 2007 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The truth is that Heather Mills never lies. I know, because I am her. As it were. Jake the peg and all that. Love Dickens. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times (iirc). class! You've lost me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Having a related argument at work with one of the lads. He was retelling an anecdote, using the worst English known to man. Awful grammar, unnecessary "you know what I mean"s at the end of every sentence etc. etc. etc. I was polite as possible for as long as possible but I had to say something when he said "... but we was lending this dvd off of this bloke, you know what I mean?" got into a heated debate with him because he said that there's a difference between speaking improperly and speaking in a Northern dialect. I know that this is true, but he wasn't speaking in a dialect he was just speaking poorly. He said that saying "We had borrowed a dvd from a mate" would make him sound like an idiot. I know that it's not really my business how anyone speaks, what they watch or who they listen to; but this ignorance of the English language and obsession with non-celebrity makes my eyes itch and my teeth bleed. Heat, Hello, Now and Nuts are all vultures, they feed on the weak amongst us, caring only for their fill of sales and advert revenue. They exist solely to perpetuate their own existence, their stories are there, not to further debate raise awareness or challenge establishment, they're there to sell the next copy. p.s. When did reading challenging books, listening to original music or speaking properly become a bad thing? It didn't. Correcting a blokes grammar during a conversation on the other hand I'm picturing you as Brian Sewell now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 If someone tried to correct my grammar when I was speaking to them I'd think they were an absolute pedantic arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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