The Fish 9022 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 one generalisation I always make, which is pretty bad; Bad driver= women. that's to say, if someone pulls out without looking, or fails to indicate, or has parked badly I assume it was a woman. However, if I get in the car with a woman, I don't neccesarily assume she'll be shit... it doesn't really make sense... but it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal 0 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I hate you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 one generalisation I always make, which is pretty bad; Bad driver= women. that's to say, if someone pulls out without looking, or fails to indicate, or has parked badly I assume it was a woman. However, if I get in the car with a woman, I don't neccesarily assume she'll be shit... it doesn't really make sense... but it's true. I'm guilty of that one too. If I see an incompetent / hesitant bit of driving in front of me I tend to assume it's a woman or elderly person behind the wheel. Regarding BMW drivers, they are fine until they get behind the wheel where they seem to take on some sort of super-arrogance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26506 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 People who wear glasses with those thick frames - generally wankers. That's just a fashion thing. They are getting more and more popular at the moment. Tramps running round with hoodies and their trackies tucked into their socks is also a fashion thing, it doesn't justify it though. Tbh I should be thankful for stupid glasses, it makes the assholes easier to spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 Girls called Donna and Chantelle tend to be NEDs/Charvas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 over the top public displays of affection = "I've got a girlfriend, everybody, EVERYBODY LOOK HOW MUCH OF A GIRLFRIEND I HAVE GOT" pubescent wankers You need to get a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 one generalisation I always make, which is pretty bad; Bad driver= women. that's to say, if someone pulls out without looking, or fails to indicate, or has parked badly I assume it was a woman. However, if I get in the car with a woman, I don't neccesarily assume she'll be shit... it doesn't really make sense... but it's true. Regarding BMW drivers People who think they have money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 BMW drivers = people who think a badge is more important than a car. Idiots to a man. Not a single BMW car is a leader in its class, and for thousands extra to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 over the top public displays of affection = "I've got a girlfriend, everybody, EVERYBODY LOOK HOW MUCH OF A GIRLFRIEND I HAVE GOT" pubescent wankers You need to get a girlfriend. oh aye.. that will suddenly make me immune to that particular horror show will it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 over the top public displays of affection = "I've got a girlfriend, everybody, EVERYBODY LOOK HOW MUCH OF A GIRLFRIEND I HAVE GOT" pubescent wankers You need to get a girlfriend. oh aye.. that will suddenly make me immune to that particular horror show will it? No, but it will give you something to do while its going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 over the top public displays of affection = "I've got a girlfriend, everybody, EVERYBODY LOOK HOW MUCH OF A GIRLFRIEND I HAVE GOT" pubescent wankers You need to get a girlfriend. oh aye.. that will suddenly make me immune to that particular horror show will it? No, but it will give you something to do while its going on! Bitching and moaning to my bird that someone who hasn't managed anything more than a Chemo-beard, is sucking the life out of his girlfriend in an irksome attempt to dispel the rumours concerning that hug he gave his best mate that one time after P.E. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 over the top public displays of affection = "I've got a girlfriend, everybody, EVERYBODY LOOK HOW MUCH OF A GIRLFRIEND I HAVE GOT" pubescent wankers You need to get a girlfriend. oh aye.. that will suddenly make me immune to that particular horror show will it? No, but it will give you something to do while its going on! Bitching and moaning to my bird that someone who hasn't managed anything more than a Chemo-beard, is sucking the life out of his girlfriend in an irksome attempt to dispel the rumours concerning that hug he gave his best mate that one time after P.E. ? You could talk to her about something else you moaning cunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 to be honest a 7 yr olds conversations are pretty limited. I JOKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 one generalisation I always make, which is pretty bad; Bad driver= women. that's to say, if someone pulls out without looking, or fails to indicate, or has parked badly I assume it was a woman. However, if I get in the car with a woman, I don't neccesarily assume she'll be shit... it doesn't really make sense... but it's true. I make that generalisation too. I used to give a girl a lift to work for a month or so, and everytime I saw shit driving I said (more to get a rise out of her than anything) "bet it's a woman". At the end of the placement my friend stopped complaining and agreed because it WAS a woman on virtually every occasion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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