alfonso ribiero 0 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Newcastle to sign a player from the mls i havint heard much about him but this was an extract from his autobiography so he must be quite famous over there!!! Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air Interesting gonna cost $7millon dollars an he insits his cousin Carlton come over to play in the reserves as part of the deal Keegan is reported to be very enthusiastic about this deal thinks the fresh prince could link up well with the welsh wizard Owen an finally win a piece of silverware at this point he would take the rumbelows cup. Mike ashley on the otherhand is not so enthusiastic and thinks Jazzy Jeff would be a better signing in the summer summertime as he has a few more moves than the self styled big willy. Keegan has placated Ashely by agreeing to him sitting in the stands like a retard with his fat belly hanging out with all the other retards at St James park in the vain hope there fat bellys can power the team on to victory while barton assualts people an serves some time in jail. Ashley thinks that by eating pies at half time within a season or two he might be rivaling jimmy 5 bellies while new club mascot Gascoigne entertains the crowd.Thoughts plz people?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!1111oneoeneee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alfonso ribiero 0 Posted June 9, 2008 Author Share Posted June 9, 2008 No this is 100% true!!! Straight from the horses mouth Van Nistleroy. Ad let me tell you about the opening day of the season at st james park a half time extravaganza firstly we have a ultimate fighting match off between Dennis Wise scourge of the taxi drivers an Joey Barton scourge of joe public with special guest ref Temorhi ketsbia while to finish it off a special rendition of Fog on the tyne by the one an only Paul (Iam on the wagon) Gascoigne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alfonso ribiero 0 Posted June 9, 2008 Author Share Posted June 9, 2008 Forgot to add keegan is goin to renact the most famous moment of his newcastle career by reciting his i would love it comments of 1996 when his team chocked it an lost the league to United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 No this is 100% true!!! Straight from the horses mouth Van Nistleroy. Ad let me tell you about the opening day of the season at st james park a half time extravaganza firstly we have a ultimate fighting match off between Dennis Wise scourge of the taxi drivers an Joey Barton scourge of joe public with special guest ref Temorhi ketsbia while to finish it off a special rendition of Fog on the tyne by the one an only Paul (Iam on the wagon) Gascoigne. I couldn't help but notice The Fish is considerably richer than yow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 3,2,1....locked! www.newcastle-online.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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