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Most lasses fancy her man.

 

The noggin is beyond acceptable parameters. :icon_lol:

You can take Louise Taylor if you like.

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We know you've never seen her man.

B)

 

There's a pic of her on guardian online.

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Most lasses fancy her man.

 

The noggin is beyond acceptable parameters. :icon_lol:

You can take Louise Taylor if you like.

:icon_lol:

We know you've never seen her man.

B)

 

There's a pic of her on guardian online.

Where? Stick it on here. I bet she's fucking hanging as her photo isn't normally next to her dreadful articles.

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Give it a rest fish, or at least educate yourself on something before hand

How come Happy Face doesn't get the same snippy response? You little scamp you!

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I struggled with all the categories like. If this was for real it would take me weeks to pick and even then I'd remember something I wish I'd chosen.

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I struggled with all the categories like. If this was for real it would take me weeks to pick and even then I'd remember something I wish I'd chosen.

 

To be honest if you had to chose what you have to take as your last three of anything, you'd spend all the time you have to chose those three "of" items shagging yourself stupid. Because be sure if you can't rent a dvd at this place, then you have fuck all chance of find someone other than yourself to play with your cock.

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I struggled with all the categories like. If this was for real it would take me weeks to pick and even then I'd remember something I wish I'd chosen.

 

To be honest if you had to chose what you have to take as your last three of anything, you'd spend all the time you have to chose those three "of" items shagging yourself stupid. Because be sure if you can't rent a dvd at this place, then you have fuck all chance of find someone other than yourself to play with your cock.

 

I don't think you want to waste a choice on porn.

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I struggled with all the categories like. If this was for real it would take me weeks to pick and even then I'd remember something I wish I'd chosen.

 

To be honest if you had to chose what you have to take as your last three of anything, you'd spend all the time you have to chose those three "of" items shagging yourself stupid. Because be sure if you can't rent a dvd at this place, then you have fuck all chance of find someone other than yourself to play with your cock.

 

I don't think you want to waste a choice on porn.

 

Depends if you have a reasonably active imagination, I suppose.

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I struggled with all the categories like. If this was for real it would take me weeks to pick and even then I'd remember something I wish I'd chosen.

 

To be honest if you had to chose what you have to take as your last three of anything, you'd spend all the time you have to chose those three "of" items shagging yourself stupid. Because be sure if you can't rent a dvd at this place, then you have fuck all chance of find someone other than yourself to play with your cock.

 

I don't think you want to waste a choice on porn.

 

Depends if you have a reasonably active imagination, I suppose.

Or peanut butter and a dog.

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I struggled with all the categories like. If this was for real it would take me weeks to pick and even then I'd remember something I wish I'd chosen.

 

To be honest if you had to chose what you have to take as your last three of anything, you'd spend all the time you have to chose those three "of" items shagging yourself stupid. Because be sure if you can't rent a dvd at this place, then you have fuck all chance of find someone other than yourself to play with your cock.

 

I don't think you want to waste a choice on porn.

 

Depends if you have a reasonably active imagination, I suppose.

Or peanut butter and a dog.

 

And we have a winner for special post of the week.

With triggy holding, yet again, the consolation prize, don't worry mate just put it back in your pants. B)

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3 albums

 

Led Zeppelin - How the West Was Won

Green Day - Dookie

Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon

 

3 dvd's

I cant think of any DVD's right now B) (I shall edit this post later)

 

3 books.

George Orwell - Essays

George Orwell - Anthology

The Bible

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Albums:

Blue Lines - Massive Attack, Screamadelica - Primal Scream, Dubnobasswithmyheadman - Underworld.

 

Dvds: (Assumed this to be films as any series is about 4 dvds anyway)

TGTBATU, Goodfellas, Bladerunner.

 

Books: Life After God - Douglas Coupland, The Sirens of Titan - Kurt Vonnegut, Factotum - Charles Bukowski.

 

Pick the above as genuine desert island picks as they're all stuff I could (and have) listened to, watched and read several times. I'm also assuming you get a copy each of the complete works of Shakespeare and The Bible. You also get an item you can take iirc. John Major wanted a life-sized copy of the Oval including a bowling machine so if that's allowed and not cheating I want to take Monica Bellucci.

 

Her head would be too big for the island mate.

 

The only worry I'd have is the inevitable rejection - "not even though you're the last man on the island".

 

B)

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3 albums

 

Led Zeppelin - How the West Was Won

Green Day - Dookie

Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon

 

3 dvd's

I cant think of any DVD's right now B) (I shall edit this post later)

 

3 books.

George Orwell - Essays

George Orwell - Anthology

The Bible

 

Liking the Orwell extravaganza. Down and Out in Paris and London??

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I struggled with all the categories like. If this was for real it would take me weeks to pick and even then I'd remember something I wish I'd chosen.

 

To be honest if you had to chose what you have to take as your last three of anything, you'd spend all the time you have to chose those three "of" items shagging yourself stupid. Because be sure if you can't rent a dvd at this place, then you have fuck all chance of find someone other than yourself to play with your cock.

 

I don't think you want to waste a choice on porn.

 

Depends if you have a reasonably active imagination, I suppose.

 

I go through porn at a prodigious rate, one dvd would hold me for about a week.

 

Better let the mind do the work in this scenario.

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