Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Cad this moring like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 -2.5 according to the thermometer on the car on the way in to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17824 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Can someone rename this the "bunch of homs" thread (no offence Meenzer). We're supposed to be geordies ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Look! A mouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Look! A mouse! 59342[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17824 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Look! A mouse! 59342[/snapback] Brrr, I'm so cold, I better wear my extra thick pink thermal underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I've never subscribed to the "I'm a Geordie, I don't feel the cold" bollocks personally. If it's cold, it's cold, and I'm not stupid enough to just wear a T-shirt to demonstrate my nailsness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I've never subscribed to the "I'm a Geordie, I don't feel the cold" bollocks personally. If it's cold, it's cold, and I'm not stupid enough to just wear a T-shirt to demonstrate my nailsness. 59346[/snapback] Me either, I actually occasionally wear a coat and I don't even wear a toon top to the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I've never subscribed to the "I'm a Geordie, I don't feel the cold" bollocks personally. If it's cold, it's cold, and I'm not stupid enough to just wear a T-shirt to demonstrate my nailsness. 59346[/snapback] Do you not even pretend to be carrying 2 carpets when you walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I've never subscribed to the "I'm a Geordie, I don't feel the cold" bollocks personally. If it's cold, it's cold, and I'm not stupid enough to just wear a T-shirt to demonstrate my nailsness. 59346[/snapback] Do you not even pretend to be carrying 2 carpets when you walk? 59351[/snapback] No., just a spare tyre under his top BTW HF, was is you who said 'The Right Stuff' was a good film? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I've never subscribed to the "I'm a Geordie, I don't feel the cold" bollocks personally. If it's cold, it's cold, and I'm not stupid enough to just wear a T-shirt to demonstrate my nailsness. 59346[/snapback] Do you not even pretend to be carrying 2 carpets when you walk? 59351[/snapback] No., just a spare tyre under his top BTW HF, was is you who said 'The Right Stuff' was a good film? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it. 59354[/snapback] Sammy's the one weighing in at 15 stone these days. Must have really let himself go like. I on the other hand am tipping the scales at a slimline 14 stone 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 BTW HF, was is you who said 'The Right Stuff' was a good film? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it. 59354[/snapback] It was I. Never wrong you see. Back to the thread topic. People who go around in just a t-shirt saying they're geordies so they have to are thick. I thought the point was that Geordies weren't dull enough to refer to the weather. "It's cold today!" "No shit Sherlock" Put a scarf on and stop moaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17824 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 BTW HF, was is you who said 'The Right Stuff' was a good film? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it. 59354[/snapback] It was I. Never wrong you see. Back to the thread topic. People who go around in just a t-shirt saying they're geordies so they have to are thick. I thought the point was that Geordies weren't dull enough to refer to the weather. "It's cold today!" "No shit Sherlock" Put a scarf on and stop moaning. 59356[/snapback] Exactly! Thanks for getting my point across for me. It's winter, it's cold. Not entirely unexpected I have to say. Last night I had a bath and it was wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 BTW HF, was is you who said 'The Right Stuff' was a good film? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it. 59354[/snapback] It was I. Never wrong you see. Back to the thread topic. People who go around in just a t-shirt saying they're geordies so they have to are thick. I thought the point was that Geordies weren't dull enough to refer to the weather. "It's cold today!" "No shit Sherlock" Put a scarf on and stop moaning. 59356[/snapback] Exactly! Thanks for getting my point across for me. It's winter, it's cold. Not entirely unexpected I have to say. Last night I had a bath and it was wet. 59357[/snapback] Yes, shame you weren't eloquent enough to get that across yourself though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 BTW HF, was is you who said 'The Right Stuff' was a good film? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it. 59354[/snapback] It was I. Never wrong you see. Back to the thread topic. People who go around in just a t-shirt saying they're geordies so they have to are thick. I thought the point was that Geordies weren't dull enough to refer to the weather. "It's cold today!" "No shit Sherlock" Put a scarf on and stop moaning. 59356[/snapback] Exactly! Thanks for getting my point across for me. It's winter, it's cold. Not entirely unexpected I have to say. Last night I had a bath and it was wet. 59357[/snapback] To be fair, you asked for the thread to be renamed the "bunch of homs" thread, which suggests to me that your point was more "Here man divvint be soft! Ahm a Geordie un ah divvint feel the cauld" tbh. Nice try though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Just had the dog down the park and i couldn't feel my hands after ten minutes. How your meant to give yourself a jolly in the bushes in this sort of weather is beyond me. Going to have to find myself a new hobbie if this weather keeps up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 One good thing about this weather is the dog's shit goes like concrete and makes it much easier to pick up, every minus has a plus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 One good thing about this weather is the dog's shit goes like concrete and makes it much easier to pick up, every minus has a plus 59668[/snapback] Aye it takes a while though, do you go back the next morning for it like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 One good thing about this weather is the dog's shit goes like concrete and makes it much easier to pick up, every minus has a plus 59668[/snapback] Aye it takes a while though, do you go back the next morning for it like? 59669[/snapback] Next morning, these have been lying a fortnight i just haven't bothered my arse to go out and pick them up until now because it's freezing. Like a fucking minefield the back yard and the binman are due tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 (edited) One good thing about this weather is the dog's shit goes like concrete and makes it much easier to pick up, every minus has a plus 59668[/snapback] Aye it takes a while though, do you go back the next morning for it like? 59669[/snapback] Next morning, these have been lying a fortnight i just haven't bothered my arse to go out and pick them up until now because it's freezing. Like a fucking minefield the back yard and the binman are due tomorrow 59673[/snapback] You do have the dog with you again the next day though right? Cos it would look weird if you were just walking about on your own collecting random turds. Edited November 23, 2005 by manc-mag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 One good thing about this weather is the dog's shit goes like concrete and makes it much easier to pick up, every minus has a plus 59668[/snapback] Aye it takes a while though, do you go back the next morning for it like? 59669[/snapback] Next morning, these have been lying a fortnight i just haven't bothered my arse to go out and pick them up until now because it's freezing. Like a fucking minefield the back yard and the binman are due tomorrow 59673[/snapback] You do have the dog with you again the next day though right? Cos it would look weird if you were just walking about on your own collecting random turds. 59677[/snapback] I think he means the Thora Hirds in the back yard. I had visions of him walking round the park the next morning picking up frozen logs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 One good thing about this weather is the dog's shit goes like concrete and makes it much easier to pick up, every minus has a plus 59668[/snapback] Aye it takes a while though, do you go back the next morning for it like? 59669[/snapback] Next morning, these have been lying a fortnight i just haven't bothered my arse to go out and pick them up until now because it's freezing. Like a fucking minefield the back yard and the binman are due tomorrow 59673[/snapback] You do have the dog with you again the next day though right? Cos it would look weird if you were just walking about on your own collecting random turds. 59677[/snapback] As it happens it's a bit of a double edged sword in my favour. The ones left a couple of days are easy to pick up because their frozen and the fresh ones warm your hands when the weathers bad, it's not that bad a job when you put that slant on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 As it happens it's a bit of a double edged sword in my favour. The ones left a couple of days are easy to pick up because their frozen and the fresh ones warm your hands when the weathers bad, it's not that bad a job when you put that slant on it 59682[/snapback] To: toptips@viz.co.uk From: Wackyjnr Dog owners, don't wear gloves on frosty mornings when walkiing the dog. Picking up a nice warm shit will warm you through quite sufficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 On an unrelated note, I've always imagined Wacky to look like that little goblin out of the Steven King film Cat's Eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 To: toptips@viz.co.uk From: Wackyjnr Dog owners, leave dog shits deposited in your yard over the summer until winter, making them far easier to pick up once frozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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