Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Took quite a bit of persuasion but I got there in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) You bastard -You got me! You coulda waited till i'd put some make up on and waxed me tash ffs. I'll remember this the next time you're beggin' to put your canarian potatoes on me chin, you said you liked the way me whiskers tickled. Edited January 30, 2009 by soccermom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Would you even know how to find it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. sounds like a fanny on to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. sounds like a fanny on to me. Hey, I'm just saying the offers there. If the trailers rockin'....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. Smells like a harbour wall then by all accounts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. Smells like a harbour wall then by all accounts! Its a good job you're pretty cos you sure ain't quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. Smells like a harbour wall then by all accounts! Its a good job you're pretty cos you sure ain't quick! Just gave yourself away there pet! I was only wanting to get the harbour wall reference in there really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Took quite a bit of persuasion but I got there in the end. You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd rip her minge off! Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. Smells like a harbour wall then by all accounts! Its a good job you're pretty cos you sure ain't quick! Just gave yourself away there pet! I was only wanting to get the harbour wall reference in there really. Do you understand sarcasm? Or is that another thing thats passed you by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Took quite a bit of persuasion but I got there in the end. You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Took quite a bit of persuasion but I got there in the end. You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! Hey you wanna see all this you gotta pay the fee just like he did. That'll be 4 pork rinds and a kilo of lard or you're not getting any of this action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Took quite a bit of persuasion but I got there in the end. You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! Sorry, it's a bit, err, spoiled now! Well, when you're older you have to take what you can get!!!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Took quite a bit of persuasion but I got there in the end. You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! Sorry, it's a bit, err, spoiled now! Well, when you're older you have to take what you can get!!!11 Cheeky bastard, "Take what you can get" - I'll have you know I'm prime meat loaf baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaustinoSaspirella 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Took quite a bit of persuasion but I got there in the end. You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! Sorry, it's a bit, err, spoiled now! Well, when you're older you have to take what you can get!!!11 Cheeky bastard, "Take what you can get" - I'll have you know I'm prime meat loaf baby! Yep you do look alot like him..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Here you go then, Since you've all been buggin' me Don't let your lass see though, she'll forever feel inadequate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 nay need for that like, banning offence imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 OK, who has been hacking into my porn collection ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Took quite a bit of persuasion but I got there in the end. You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! So we've established that SM is a man.......pigtails do not a woman make...........but which man? ......duhn duhn duuuuuuhn!!!!!!! the mystery continues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Now he's seen me naked you noticed theres no sign of wacky. Thats cos he's crawled back into his cupboard under the stairs with a print out and he's givin it some wack on the old banjo. They don't call him Wacky for nowt. He obv stays awake at night thinking up threads like this one to try and grab my attention. Well i obv have his now, don't forget the lube little 'un. theres nowt worse than a bit o' friction burn. There ain't nowt attractive about a little red cock my friend. Use it well, Use it wisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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