MJD 0 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Whats the best one liner you've ever heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." Sir Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." Don't know how true it is but there's just no coming back from that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Attempt to get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 When i used to work in a sportshop that shold its trainers on the 1st floor. Customer - Wheres your shoes mate? Shop Assistant - There on me feet mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38875 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Mate asked a bird, who was sitting with her mates, for a dance in a club She says" No, I'm fussy who i dance with ,sorry" mate replied " As you can see pet, I'm not" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) As a side note, that Weenstan Churcheel one used to be on the wall in The Star on Westgate Road. When i used to work in a sportshop that shold its trainers on the 1st floor. Customer - Wheres your shoes mate? Shop Assistant - There on me feet mate! Some dutch in your voice there like, you been knocking about with Van Basten again? Edited February 11, 2009 by WubbleUC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Mate asked a bird, who was sitting with her mates, for a dance in a clubShe says" No, I'm fussy who i dance with ,sorry" mate replied " As you can see pet, I'm not" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38875 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 As a side note, that Weenstan Churcheel one used to be on the wall in The Star on Westgate Road. When i used to work in a sportshop that shold its trainers on the 1st floor. Customer - Wheres your shoes mate? Shop Assistant - There on me feet mate! Some dutch in your voice there like, you been knocking about with Van Basten again? He's SHteve Mclaren, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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