Gemmill 34469 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Having a smooch with mrs hips last night to some tunes on the rekid player, she said that that programme was on (who said I'm not captivating?). I told her it is just shit, and she agreed. If my mrs can realise that it is just a pile of shit, it must be! Shit with a capital SH! 62713[/snapback] Urrrrrgh! Oldies kissing! I bet it was like when Harold Bishop used to neck on with Madge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I thought it was a cracked rib? It's not a patch on the Peter Andre/Jordan blossoming love affair man. That was great TV. 62708[/snapback] But I'd rather use matches and tabs to burn and poke through my eyes than watch either of those two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34469 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 (edited) I thought it was a cracked rib? It's not a patch on the Peter Andre/Jordan blossoming love affair man. That was great TV. 62708[/snapback] But I'd rather use matches and tabs to burn and poke through my eyes than watch either of those two. 62717[/snapback] Andre was hilarious man. Sneaking over to Jordan's bed and whispering to her and rubbing her leg, then trying to get back to his bed hiding the stiffy in his tracky bottoms after she'd told him in no uncertain terms to fuck off. Edited November 30, 2005 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Having a smooch with mrs hips last night to some tunes on the rekid player, she said that that programme was on (who said I'm not captivating?). I told her it is just shit, and she agreed. If my mrs can realise that it is just a pile of shit, it must be! Shit with a capital SH! 62713[/snapback] Urrrrrgh! Oldies kissing! I bet it was like when Harold Bishop used to neck on with Madge! 62715[/snapback] If I come on Sat and meet you, I'll wear my Blue Stratos aftershave and even you wont be able to resist me Blue Stratos Hai Karate Denim Old Spice You young 'uns just don't know what you've missed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Having a smooch with mrs hips last night to some tunes on the rekid player, she said that that programme was on (who said I'm not captivating?). I told her it is just shit, and she agreed. If my mrs can realise that it is just a pile of shit, it must be! Shit with a capital SH! 62713[/snapback] Urrrrrgh! Oldies kissing! I bet it was like when Harold Bishop used to neck on with Madge! 62715[/snapback] If I come on Sat and meet you, I'll wear my Blue Stratos aftershave and even you wont be able to resist me Blue Stratos Hai Karate Denim Old Spice You young 'uns just don't know what you've missed!! 62721[/snapback] Remember the 'risque' Denim ad where the woman's hand was just about to go inside the bloke's denim shirt before he stopped her? Plus, the phrase 'Hai Karate soap on a rope' should be re-introduced as an insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34469 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Having a smooch with mrs hips last night to some tunes on the rekid player, she said that that programme was on (who said I'm not captivating?). I told her it is just shit, and she agreed. If my mrs can realise that it is just a pile of shit, it must be! Shit with a capital SH! 62713[/snapback] Urrrrrgh! Oldies kissing! I bet it was like when Harold Bishop used to neck on with Madge! 62715[/snapback] If I come on Sat and meet you, I'll wear my Blue Stratos aftershave and even you wont be able to resist me Blue Stratos Hai Karate Denim Old Spice You young 'uns just don't know what you've missed!! 62721[/snapback] Remember the 'risque' Denim ad where the woman's hand was just about to go inside the bloke's denim shirt before he stopped her? Plus, the phrase 'Hai Karate soap on a rope' should be re-introduced as an insult. 62725[/snapback] Soap on a rope is one of my "smells from childhood Christmases". Along with orange peel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Shearer's recent displays have been 'Hai Karate soap on a rope' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Well i see dried up old Carol Thatcher won it then, fair play to the old bird, she wolfed down the bugs and seemed to love crawling in shit. Apparently her mother didn't even know she was on it! Must be a close relationship they share then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Well i see dried up old Carol Thatcher won it then, fair play to the old bird, she wolfed down the bugs and seemed to love crawling in shit. Apparently her mother didn't even know she was on it! Must be a close relationship they share then. 64662[/snapback] Can't really blame the daughter though, can you? Done well to win it imo considering most the country despises her mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Communication works both ways Wacky, i think she won it cos of her peeing antics, can't be arsed to walk to the makeshift shithouse so i'll just whip my knickers off and squat next to my bed. Classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Communication works both ways Wacky, i think she won it cos of her peeing antics, can't be arsed to walk to the makeshift shithouse so i'll just whip my knickers off and squat next to my bed. Classy. 64669[/snapback] Would you want to speak to the iron faced old cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Communication works both ways Wacky, i think she won it cos of her peeing antics, can't be arsed to walk to the makeshift shithouse so i'll just whip my knickers off and squat next to my bed. Classy. 64669[/snapback] Would you want to speak to the iron faced old cow 64670[/snapback] She's in quite poor health these days, isn't she? (Margaret - not Carol) I think she's has several strokes and suffers from memory loss etc. I'm not surprised she's not been watching I'm A Celebrity really - it's not really the kind of thing you could ever imagine her sitting down to watch of an evening. Don't think Carol ever had a close relationship with her mother anyway as most biographical articles I've read suggest that her mother was too busy and preferred Carol's twin brother to her. It's quite sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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