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I got a phone call from a  gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time,  chatting about the wild,  romantic nights we  used to enjoy together.  I couldn't believe it when she asked if  I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

 

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

 

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

 

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

 

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

 

"Anyway, I've put on a few  pounds myself!" she giggled...................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I told her to fuck off.

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hadaway man, post up a photo and let us judge ....

 

get back on the phone is my advice

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I got a phone call from a  gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time,  chatting about the wild,  romantic nights we  used to enjoy together.   I couldn't believe it when she asked if  I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

 

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

 

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

 

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

 

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

 

"Anyway, I've put on a few  pounds myself!" she giggled...................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I told her to fuck off.

60131[/snapback]

 

hadaway man, post up a photo and let us judge ....

 

get back on the phone is my advice

61342[/snapback]

 

:lol:

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I got a phone call from a  gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time,  chatting about the wild,  romantic nights we  used to enjoy together.   I couldn't believe it when she asked if  I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

 

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

 

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

 

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

 

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

 

"Anyway, I've put on a few  pounds myself!" she giggled...................

 

So I told her to fuck off.

60131[/snapback]

 

hadaway man, post up a photo and let us judge ....

 

get back on the phone is my advice

61342[/snapback]

 

:lol:

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having trouble with words, as well as figures ?

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L/M, have another drink man.

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I realised as the thread went on .... however if it were true ....

 

Am just going out now. Gemmills way with figures and words never cease to amaze me however... certainly don't want any of what he has !

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L/M, have another drink man.

61359[/snapback]

 

I realised as the thread went on .... however if it were true ....

 

Am just going out now. Gemmills way with figures and words never cease to amaze me however... certainly don't want any of what he has !

61364[/snapback]

 

Have a good one. Don't get hung up too much with people mate, life's too short.

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L/M, have another drink man.

61359[/snapback]

 

I realised as the thread went on .... however if it were true ....

 

Am just going out now. Gemmills way with figures and words never cease to amaze me however... certainly don't want any of what he has !

61364[/snapback]

 

Have a good one . Don't get hung up too much with people mate, life's too short.

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:lol:

 

is this how you do it ... :lol:

 

the pub is calling ....

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L/M, have another drink man.

61359[/snapback]

 

I realised as the thread went on .... however if it were true ....

 

Am just going out now. Gemmills way with figures and words never cease to amaze me however... certainly don't want any of what he has !

61364[/snapback]

 

:lol:

 

Jesus Christ man LM, accept the fact that this one went over your head and don't be so serious about it.

 

It's nothing to be ashamed of......honest. :lol:

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L/M, have another drink man.

61359[/snapback]

 

I realised as the thread went on .... however if it were true ....

 

Am just going out now. Gemmills way with figures and words never cease to amaze me however... certainly don't want any of what he has !

61364[/snapback]

 

:lol:

 

Jesus Christ man LM, accept the fact that this one went over your head and don't be so serious about it.

 

It's nothing to be ashamed of ......honest. :lol:

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kettle, black, pot

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