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4 minutes ago, Wardi said:

A lorry load of stolen wigs has overturned on the A1 near Washington.  

 

Police are now combing the area.

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2 hours ago, Wardi said:

A lorry load of stolen wigs has overturned on the A1 near Washington.  

 

Police are now combing the area.

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Picked up Chinese takeaway tonight, driving home and heard the bag rustling and moving!! I thought what the hell is that? I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat. I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse so carefully pulled the bag down and there it was…

 

 

 

A Peeking Duck!

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36 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Picked up Chinese takeaway tonight, driving home and heard the bag rustling and moving!! I thought what the hell is that? I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat. I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse so carefully pulled the bag down and there it was…

 

 

 

A Peeking Duck!


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18 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Picked up Chinese takeaway tonight, driving home and heard the bag rustling and moving!! I thought what the hell is that? I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat. I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse so carefully pulled the bag down and there it was…

 

 

 

A Peeking Duck!

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I never knew my wife would turn into a roadworks thief.

 But when I got home, the signs were all there.

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15 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

I never knew my wife would turn into a roadworks thief.

 But when I got home, the signs were all there.

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On 16/03/2024 at 02:21, Holden McGroin said:

Picked up Chinese takeaway tonight, driving home and heard the bag rustling and moving!! I thought what the hell is that? I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat. I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse so carefully pulled the bag down and there it was…

 

 

 

A Peeking Duck!

 

It was probably looking for the bill 

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3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I never knew my wife would turn into a roadworks thief.

 But when I got home, the signs were all there.

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I never knew my wife would turn into a roadworks thief.

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I never knew my wife would turn into a roadworks thief.

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Did you know that dogs can't operate an MRI machine?

 

But cats can.

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Did you know that dogs can't operate an MRI machine?

 

But cats can.

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Did you know that dogs can't operate an MRI machine?

 

But cats can.

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An armed man ran into an estate agent and shouted "No body move!"

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An armed man ran into an estate agent and shouted "No body move!"

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Did you know that dogs can't operate an MRI machine?

 

But cats can.

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Did you know that dogs can't operate an MRI machine?

 

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An armed man ran into an estate agent and shouted "No body move!"

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