ewerk 26639 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I ruffled Pav's hairI know Robin Ince, Chris Ramsey, Jason Cook and Lucy Porter (though most of you probably don't so it's hardly a great claim) well enough to crash on their sofas when/if I'm desperate. I know Sarah Millican and John Bishop well enough to have a smile and nod chat with them for a good 2-3 minutes. I know a girl who went to school with Alan Pardews son Mmmmm..... Yer Damned right. Outstanding tits. So you crashing on her sofa for New Year's eve then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26639 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Sarah Millican v funny, which makes a nice change to have a funny female standup, as opposed to Jo "I'm fat" brand, Gina "i'm black" Yashere, and Andi "from london and black init" Osho. Seriously? The whole 'I'm a bit fat and insecure' thing gets tiring after a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38948 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I ruffled Pav's hairI know Robin Ince, Chris Ramsey, Jason Cook and Lucy Porter (though most of you probably don't so it's hardly a great claim) well enough to crash on their sofas when/if I'm desperate. I know Sarah Millican and John Bishop well enough to have a smile and nod chat with them for a good 2-3 minutes. I know a girl who went to school with Alan Pardews son Mmmmm..... Yer Damned right. Outstanding tits. So you crashing on her sofa for New Year's eve then? I wasn't going to say out, her being a pal of yours and that, but since you have FUCKING BANGALANGADINGDONG!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9065 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I ruffled Pav's hairI know Robin Ince, Chris Ramsey, Jason Cook and Lucy Porter (though most of you probably don't so it's hardly a great claim) well enough to crash on their sofas when/if I'm desperate. I know Sarah Millican and John Bishop well enough to have a smile and nod chat with them for a good 2-3 minutes. I know a girl who went to school with Alan Pardews son Mmmmm..... Yer Damned right. Outstanding tits. So you crashing on her sofa for New Year's eve then? I wasn't going to say out, her being a pal of yours and that, but since you have FUCKING BANGALANGADINGDONG!! I honestly hadn't even thought about that. Until now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9065 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I ruffled Pav's hairI know Robin Ince, Chris Ramsey, Jason Cook and Lucy Porter (though most of you probably don't so it's hardly a great claim) well enough to crash on their sofas when/if I'm desperate. I know Sarah Millican and John Bishop well enough to have a smile and nod chat with them for a good 2-3 minutes. I know a girl who went to school with Alan Pardews son Mmmmm..... Yer Damned right. Outstanding tits. So you crashing on her sofa for New Year's eve then? I wasn't going to say out, her being a pal of yours and that, but since you have FUCKING BANGALANGADINGDONG!! I honestly hadn't even thought about that. Until now. she's got family round. It was a longshot like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38948 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I ruffled Pav's hairI know Robin Ince, Chris Ramsey, Jason Cook and Lucy Porter (though most of you probably don't so it's hardly a great claim) well enough to crash on their sofas when/if I'm desperate. I know Sarah Millican and John Bishop well enough to have a smile and nod chat with them for a good 2-3 minutes. I know a girl who went to school with Alan Pardews son Mmmmm..... Yer Damned right. Outstanding tits. So you crashing on her sofa for New Year's eve then? I wasn't going to say out, her being a pal of yours and that, but since you have FUCKING BANGALANGADINGDONG!! I honestly hadn't even thought about that. Until now. she's got family round. It was a longshot like Do it!! Then PM me the pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Austin Healey called me a skinny virgin once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38948 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Austin Healey called me a skinny virgin once. How did he know, hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Austin Healey called me a skinny virgin once. How did he know, hmm? The skinny bit was obvious, the virgin was just a lucky guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38948 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Was that whilst you were banging his sister in the ear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I saw Sammy Ameobi in boots. Can any of your readers beat that? C'mon Happy Face, anyone who's seen him kick around has seen him in boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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