Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I've been asked at work to use my skills to develop and increase team morale, I though i'd do this by gettting everyone to answer some set questions and then pick out the more interesting answers and see if they can guess who answered what. So the questions have to be quite probing but I work for the government so they can't be too obscene although as you'll know i'm fairly liberal so as near to the knuckle without going over the line is ok with me. Do your best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Would you like to have the afternoon off to go to the pub? Guarenteed to help boost staff morale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 You're sentenced to death but are offered a reprieve if you agree to shag either Anne Widdeocombe or Margaret Thatcher. Who would you pick and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 How about something nice and simple like "Would you like a pay raise?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18559 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 You're sentenced to death but are offered a reprieve if you agree to shag either Anne Widdeocombe or Margaret Thatcher. Who would you pick and why? 68273[/snapback] Death is the only sensible answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 You're sentenced to death but are offered a reprieve if you agree to shag either Anne Widdeocombe or Margaret Thatcher. Who would you pick and why? 68273[/snapback] Death is the only sensible answer. 68276[/snapback] Exactly, it was a trick question. That should sort out the strong from the shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 Come on people you can do better, i need things along the lines of can you wash the dog? Do you know what the Monroe transfer involves? Something a bit edgy you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Would you like to have the afternoon off to go to the pub? Guarenteed to help boost staff morale. 68196[/snapback] Well you might LIKE to have the afternoon off but F*** off and get back to work............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Would you like to have the afternoon off to go to the pub? Guarenteed to help boost staff morale. 68196[/snapback] Well you might LIKE to have the afternoon off but F*** off and get back to work............ 68288[/snapback] Guarenteed to boost then deflate staff morale in the space of 20 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36797 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 If you want to boost staff morale, send them all the url to this place and tell them they can spend as much time as they like posting on here. That should do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 If you want to boost staff morale, send them all the url to this place and tell them they can spend as much time as they like posting on here. That should do the trick. 68408[/snapback] It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 If you want to boost staff morale, send them all the url to this place and tell them they can spend as much time as they like posting on here. That should do the trick. 68408[/snapback] It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh! 68412[/snapback] With Gemmill not dancing and having to stand with the other nerds. Like Craig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36797 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 If you want to boost staff morale, send them all the url to this place and tell them they can spend as much time as they like posting on here. That should do the trick. 68408[/snapback] It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh! 68412[/snapback] With Gemmill not dancing and having to stand with the other nerds. Like Craig. 68414[/snapback] And Sammy getting taken up the hoop by the art teacher in the bogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 If you want to boost staff morale, send them all the url to this place and tell them they can spend as much time as they like posting on here. That should do the trick. 68408[/snapback] It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh! 68412[/snapback] With Gemmill not dancing and having to stand with the other nerds. Like Craig. 68414[/snapback] And Sammy getting taken up the hoop by the art teacher in the bogs. 68415[/snapback] As Manc-Mag masterbates quietly as he voyeur's from the next cubicle!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 If you want to boost staff morale, send them all the url to this place and tell them they can spend as much time as they like posting on here. That should do the trick. 68408[/snapback] It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh! 68412[/snapback] With Gemmill not dancing and having to stand with the other nerds. Like Craig. 68414[/snapback] And Sammy getting taken up the hoop by the art teacher in the bogs. 68415[/snapback] As Manc-Mag masterbates quietly as he voyeur's from the next cubicle!? 68419[/snapback] Jesus.....I'm some sort of heemasex God if I can manage all that like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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