Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Jan is definitely a carpet muncher btw. Smack her in the face tbh I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Jan is definitely a carpet muncher btw. Smack her in the face tbh I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour. Good lord such praise and compliments could turn a girls head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Jan is definitely a carpet muncher btw. Smack her in the face tbh I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour. Good lord such praise and compliments could turn a girls head! I meant spit as in 'spit on someone' not as in 'spits or swallows' No denial I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Jan is definitely a carpet muncher btw. Smack her in the face tbh I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour. Good lord such praise and compliments could turn a girls head! I meant spit as in 'spit on someone' not as in 'spits or swallows' No denial I see. Oh I spit, kick, bite and pull hair all very girlie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Is it true that cat owners are, apart from gold fish owners, the laziest pet owners out there?? Apart from open a tin of pilchards or some such what else does having a cat entail?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Is it true that cat owners are, apart from gold fish owners, the laziest pet owners out there?? Apart from open a tin of pilchards or some such what else does having a cat entail?? Errr I comb my cat and play with her and talk to her and stroke her and she follows me around even when I leave the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Is it true that cat owners are, apart from gold fish owners, the laziest pet owners out there?? Apart from open a tin of pilchards or some such what else does having a cat entail?? Errr I comb my cat and play with her and talk to her and stroke her and she follows me around even when I leave the house. Velcro trousers perhaps??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Is it true that cat owners are, apart from gold fish owners, the laziest pet owners out there?? Apart from open a tin of pilchards or some such what else does having a cat entail?? Errr I comb my cat and play with her and talk to her and stroke her and she follows me around even when I leave the house. Thats because its attached to your body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Aieeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Gladly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Gladly You were two timing me with tombraider?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Gladly You were two timing me with tombraider?!?! Never!!! She was stalking me. Sending me endless PM's, txts and naughty pics. Filth. Got the moisturising cream ready. Now just move a little closer Sorry. I didn't mean to wreck the thread. Cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Snakey has just messed his keks. Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Gladly You were two timing me with tombraider?!?! Never!!! She was stalking me. Sending me endless PM's, txts and naughty pics. Filth. Got the moisturising cream ready. Now just move a little closer Sorry. I didn't mean to wreck the thread. Cats. Nice save Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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