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  Jusoda Kid said:
  manc-mag said:
  Jusoda Kid said:
Jan is definitely a carpet muncher btw.

 

Smack her in the face tbh

 

:)

 

 

I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour.

 

Good lord such praise and compliments could turn a girls head! :rolleyes:

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  Jan said:
  Jusoda Kid said:
  manc-mag said:
  Jusoda Kid said:
Jan is definitely a carpet muncher btw.

 

Smack her in the face tbh

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour.

 

Good lord such praise and compliments could turn a girls head! :rolleyes:

 

 

I meant spit as in 'spit on someone' not as in 'spits or swallows'

 

No denial I see. :)

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  Jusoda Kid said:
  Jan said:
  Jusoda Kid said:
  manc-mag said:
  Jusoda Kid said:
Jan is definitely a carpet muncher btw.

 

Smack her in the face tbh

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour.

 

Good lord such praise and compliments could turn a girls head! :rolleyes:

 

 

I meant spit as in 'spit on someone' not as in 'spits or swallows'

 

No denial I see. :)

 

Oh I spit, kick, bite and pull hair all very girlie.

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  snakehips said:
Is it true that cat owners are, apart from gold fish owners, the laziest pet owners out there?? Apart from open a tin of pilchards or some such what else does having a cat entail??

 

Errr I comb my cat and play with her and talk to her and stroke her and she follows me around even when I leave the house.

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  Jan said:
  snakehips said:
Is it true that cat owners are, apart from gold fish owners, the laziest pet owners out there?? Apart from open a tin of pilchards or some such what else does having a cat entail??

 

Errr I comb my cat and play with her and talk to her and stroke her and she follows me around even when I leave the house.

 

Velcro trousers perhaps???

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  Jan said:
  snakehips said:
Is it true that cat owners are, apart from gold fish owners, the laziest pet owners out there?? Apart from open a tin of pilchards or some such what else does having a cat entail??

 

Errr I comb my cat and play with her and talk to her and stroke her and she follows me around even when I leave the house.

 

Thats because its attached to your body

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Snakey has just messed his keks.

 

Had his velcro underpants on inside out.

 

Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan :rolleyes:

 

wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! :P:):rolleyes:

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  Jan said:
  snakehips said:
  manc-mag said:
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Snakey has just messed his keks.

 

Had his velcro underpants on inside out.

 

Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan :rolleyes:

 

wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! :P:):rolleyes:

 

Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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  snakehips said:
  Jan said:
  snakehips said:
  manc-mag said:
  Monkeys Fist said:
Snakey has just messed his keks.

 

Had his velcro underpants on inside out.

 

Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan :P

 

wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! :P:rolleyes::rolleyes:

 

Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

 

Gladly :)

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  Toonraider said:
  snakehips said:
  Jan said:
  snakehips said:
  manc-mag said:
  Monkeys Fist said:
Snakey has just messed his keks.

 

Had his velcro underpants on inside out.

 

Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan :P

 

wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! :P:rolleyes::P

 

Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

 

Gladly :rolleyes:

 

You were two timing me with tombraider?!?!

 

:angry::)

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  Jan said:
  Toonraider said:
  snakehips said:
  Jan said:
  snakehips said:
  manc-mag said:
  Monkeys Fist said:
Snakey has just messed his keks.

 

Had his velcro underpants on inside out.

 

Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan :P

 

wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! :P:rolleyes::P

 

Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

 

Gladly :rolleyes:

 

You were two timing me with tombraider?!?!

 

:P:)

 

Never!!! She was stalking me. Sending me endless PM's, txts and naughty pics. Filth.

 

Got the moisturising cream ready. Now just move a little closer :angry:

 

Sorry. I didn't mean to wreck the thread.

 

Cats.

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  snakehips said:
  Jan said:
  Toonraider said:
  snakehips said:
  Jan said:
  snakehips said:
  manc-mag said:
  Monkeys Fist said:
Snakey has just messed his keks.

 

Had his velcro underpants on inside out.

 

Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan :P

 

wooooohooooooooo I am all hot and bothered! :P:rolleyes::P

 

Move over T/R, me and Jan are gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

 

Gladly :rolleyes:

 

You were two timing me with tombraider?!?!

 

:P:)

 

Never!!! She was stalking me. Sending me endless PM's, txts and naughty pics. Filth.

 

Got the moisturising cream ready. Now just move a little closer :angry:

 

Sorry. I didn't mean to wreck the thread.

 

Cats.

 

Nice save :P

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