Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) "Oh honey I'm gonna make today really special for you, babe. I've trailed petals all the way to your bowl of weetabix, my love, which I've cut into heart shapes, and that's just breakfast darling. Wait til you see what else I've got in store for you on this day of love, rosebud." What did you lay on for your lass then, Shabba? Went out for a meal last night and booked us a weekend in the lakes next weekend for a present. Do the alpha males on here not understand half the battle is just giving her some ammo to brag to her mates on facebook over? I don't understand the reasoning behind encouraging that kind of thing. You want to cure her of being female or not? Frankly the jesuits had it right. What most women need (at least once a month) is to be bound and gagged and flogged. Edited February 15, 2012 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Can you still get those, tacky as fuck, giant cards? The ones that come with a cardboard envelope. Haven't seen those since middle school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 What the fuck has a palliative doctor got to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35624 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 "Oh honey I'm gonna make today really special for you, babe. I've trailed petals all the way to your bowl of weetabix, my love, which I've cut into heart shapes, and that's just breakfast darling. Wait til you see what else I've got in store for you on this day of love, rosebud." What did you lay on for your lass then, Shabba? Went out for a meal last night and booked us a weekend in the lakes next weekend for a present. Do the alpha males on here not understand half the battle is just giving her some ammo to brag to her mates on facebook over? What the fuck does she want to brag to her mates for? I couldn't give a shite about facebook bragging, and thankfully neither could she. Do you think the rest of us don't go for weekends away like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 You can tell who did nowt for Valentines day by the reactions like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 "Oh honey I'm gonna make today really special for you, babe. I've trailed petals all the way to your bowl of weetabix, my love, which I've cut into heart shapes, and that's just breakfast darling. Wait til you see what else I've got in store for you on this day of love, rosebud." What did you lay on for your lass then, Shabba? Went out for a meal last night and booked us a weekend in the lakes next weekend for a present. Do the alpha males on here not understand half the battle is just giving her some ammo to brag to her mates on facebook over? Right, so what did she get you? They're married so her present to him is the same presumably if they've got a joint bank account. Whether she wants to take him to the Lakes or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 I think it's bollocks like but I always get her a card and a small present. She was on nightshift anyway like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Lass So he emerges from playing pinball in his dad's garage to take me out for a Nando's as they have unlimited refills on the drinks. Tight bastard used his loyalty card an all. Then he gears up for the big finish - he's booked us a fucking weekend in the lakes. Hopefully the fucker will drown. 9 hours agoCommentLike 5]J69 Happy Valentine's Day. Bet you're glad I'm not one of these alpha male types, eh love?8 hours ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 "Oh honey I'm gonna make today really special for you, babe. I've trailed petals all the way to your bowl of weetabix, my love, which I've cut into heart shapes, and that's just breakfast darling. Wait til you see what else I've got in store for you on this day of love, rosebud." What did you lay on for your lass then, Shabba? Went out for a meal last night and booked us a weekend in the lakes next weekend for a present. Do the alpha males on here not understand half the battle is just giving her some ammo to brag to her mates on facebook over? What the fuck does she want to brag to her mates for? I couldn't give a shite about facebook bragging, and thankfully neither could she. Do you think the rest of us don't go for weekends away like? Or whatever other social medium she uses. If you honestly believe lasses don't like to make the mates jealous/tell them how much better their house/holiday/car/wedding is you don't understand lasses mate. I've worked in a predominantly female profession for 10 years now. What they say to your face and what they say to their mates are 2 different things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35624 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 You can tell who did nowt for Valentines day by the reactions like By choice, you flid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 He's brought his job into it HOUSE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Lessons in life from Jonathon here. Lessons in life. Gentlemen lend your ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Lass So he emerges from playing pinball in his dad's garage to take me out for a Nando's as they have unlimited refills on the drinks. Tight bastard used his loyalty card an all. Then he gears up for the big finish - he's booked us a fucking weekend in the lakes. Hopefully the fucker will drown. 9 hours agoCommentLike 5]J69 Happy Valentine's Day. Bet you're glad I'm not one of these alpha male types, eh love?8 hours ago Did Brock post that and delete it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Lessons in life from Jonathon here. Lessons in life. Gentlemen lend your ears. Never had a problem with the ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35624 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Or whatever other social medium she uses. If you honestly believe lasses don't like to make the mates jealous/tell them how much better their house/holiday/car/wedding is you don't understand lasses mate. I've worked in a predominantly female profession for 10 years now. What they say to your face and what they say to their mates are 2 different things Some lasses aye. Just like there's blokes like that too. There's lasses and blokes who'd rather not make their mates jealous of their house etc. an'all though, or for whom it doesn't even register. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Lessons in life from Jonathon here. Lessons in life. Gentlemen lend your ears. Never had a problem with the ladies With family in Houghton le Spring, I know expectations aren't generally high in the Chester/Hetton/Houghton triangle like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Bullshit. It's a inherent flaw in everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Lessons in life from Jonathon here. Lessons in life. Gentlemen lend your ears. Never had a problem with the ladies With family in Houghton le Spring, I know expectations aren't generally high in the Chester/Hetton/Houghton triangle like. Most of my romancing was done in Leeds/America during my yoof. Brought my well traveled skills back to the north east to select one lucky lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Lass So he emerges from playing pinball in his dad's garage to take me out for a Nando's as they have unlimited refills on the drinks. Tight bastard used his loyalty card an all. Then he gears up for the big finish - he's booked us a fucking weekend in the lakes. Hopefully the fucker will drown. 9 hours agoCommentLike 5]J69 Happy Valentine's Day. Bet you're glad I'm not one of these alpha male types, eh love?8 hours ago Did Brock post that and delete it ? Yeah. Didn't show up right on my mac so I was going to redo it. Nee point now Alex quoted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35624 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Blown out by Mags iirc. She was busy hoovering her trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Blown out by Mags iirc. She was busy hoovering her trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Btw, I accidentally stumbled to the last page of general chat the other week. I found this gem: http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/202-fao-mags/ Jealous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Most of my romancing was done in Leeds/America during my yoof. Brought my well traveled skills back to the north east to select one lucky lady. If the 'lucky lady' is going to get as competitive about houses as you anticipate you're probably going to have to do something more commercial than wheel the lunatics around for the rest of your days, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Btw, I accidentally stumbled to the last page of general chat the other week. I found this gem: http://www.toontasti...c/202-fao-mags/ Jealous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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