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[Tdansmith 3260]

58 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

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Some MLFs are floating the idea of a ground share during SJP redevelopments being something their daft owner would consider after the "travesty" of the FA cup match. It's sparked the usual responses.

Meltdowns all over the place😂

[Dazzler 16218]

Man city 115 charges case | Page 7 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net)

 

[Anth 140]

Definately the most likely outcome McMackem mate!

[Howmanheyman 43980]

 

This cunt btw 

 

'love it, me '

 

'it'll be too late '

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dangermows.

 

 

 

Edited October 7, 2024 by Howmanheyman

[Dazzler 16218]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

This cunt btw 

 

'love it, me '

 

'it'll be too late '

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dangermows.

 

 

 

Highlight a loophole, as if an independent panel haven't deemed what the PL did as illegal - I.e. not a fucking loophole. Special breed of dafty is the Sunderland dafty.

 

 

 

[Alex 42173]

That’s quite the take. He’d have been over the moon, purely due to the implications for us, if Man City hadn’t won that case. He’s fucking odd, even by the standards of that place, though 

[Renton 27817]

8 hours ago, Toonpack said:

I think I’ve stumbled on something. Replace the G with an R and:

 

 

 

Smoething like this? 

 

[Monkeys Fist 50788]

On 05/10/2024 at 11:59, thebrokendoll said:

 

damn those pesky away supporters and their noise.

Tbf to the Morlock, most match going Marras won’t be used to any noise at the ground, spare the odd grunt as someone pinches one off. 

[Sonatine 13503]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Tbf to the Morlock, most match going Marras won’t be used to any noise at the ground, spare the odd grunt as someone pinches one off. 

 

Or the sound of a cheese slice being surreptitiously unwrapped and applied to a manky burger.

[Monkeys Fist 50788]

1 minute ago, Sonatine said:

 

Or the sound of a cheese slice being surreptitiously unwrapped and applied to a manky burger.

Shouting across the pitch to his marra in opposite stand,

” Eeya, Mick, me cheeyse slice looks like a Lion!”

 

[Renton 27817]

4 hours ago, Dazzler said:

PIF Want Out Rumours? | Page 17 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net)

 

Some MLFs are floating the idea of a ground share during SJP redevelopments being something their daft owner would consider after the "travesty" of the FA cup match. It's sparked the usual responses.

 

 

This is an absolute classic example of what I call the MLF cycle (Mackem Laugh Fewm). It goes like this.

 

[Renton 27817]

Made up County Durham Mag Story #23746

 

Perfectly believable interaction at a bar. Why aye.

 

[Gemmill 63322]

Unfortunately we'll have to wait to get the other side of the story because three red flags means that mag caught a coma. Hopefully he makes a full recovery. 

[NJS 5305]

Are they still having the debate about them singing "Geordies" ar the 73 final or has thar been finally Mackem-washed from history? 

[Renton 27817]

15 minutes ago, NJS said:

Are they still having the debate about them singing "Geordies" ar the 73 final or has thar been finally Mackem-washed from history? 

 

They admit that but apparently the MLF, Sir John Hall, stopped them identifying themselves as Geordies because of "Jawdee Nashun". 

Quite why they'd let a businessman like Hall take away their identity and accept en masse a local insult nobody has heard of nationally instead is a case of....

 

 

[ewerk 39295]

While we're on the subject of shit bar anecdotes I found myself beside a mackem 'lady' in a pub in Belfast on Sunday.

 

Barmaid (excitedly): 'So you're from Newcastle?'

 

mackem: 'Sunderland'

 

Barmaid: 'Oh' *walks away without another word said*

 

I'm kicking myself now that I didn't rush on here to tell you all sooner.

[thebrokendoll 14302]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

While we're on the subject of shit bar anecdotes I found myself beside a mackem 'lady' in a pub in Belfast on Sunday.

 

Barmaid (excitedly): 'So you're from Newcastle?'

 

mackem: 'Sunderland'

 

Barmaid: 'Oh' *walks away without another word said*

 

I'm kicking myself now that I didn't rush on here to tell you all sooner.

 

should've windmilled the whore.

[ewerk 39295]

Mate, you should have seen the size of the plastic sword she was holding.

[Rosco 1133]

They now have a new thread “wouldn’t it be nice”

 

apparently Malaga fans are all MLF😂

[Dazzler 16218]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

While we're on the subject of shit bar anecdotes I found myself beside a mackem 'lady' in a pub in Belfast on Sunday.

 

Barmaid (excitedly): 'So you're from Newcastle?'

 

mackem: 'Sunderland'

 

Barmaid: 'Oh' *walks away without another word said*

 

I'm kicking myself now that I didn't rush on here to tell you all sooner.

The woman has already started 4 ten page threads on RTG highlighting her outrage at the insinuation that she was a mag. Belfast is now deemed mecca 2.0 and the IRA did 9/11.

Edited October 8, 2024 by Dazzler

[Tdansmith 3260]

37 minutes ago, Rosco said:

They now have a new thread “wouldn’t it be nice”

 

apparently Malaga fans are all MLF😂

But, but but...

[Renton 27817]

22 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

But, but but...

 

It's an odd thread that, something about Malaga having a dog parade, something something about lots of MLFs in Malaga, something something something about Luke Onion, then somebody points out the team in question is clearly Espanol. I have a theory that board is the only internet outlet allowed in Cherry Knowles. 

[Alex 42173]

6 hours ago, Renton said:

Made up County Durham Mag Story #23746

 

Perfectly believable interaction at a bar. Why aye.

 

What a gargantuan load of shite  

[Optimistic Nut 496]

Different breed, that lot like. 

[Dazzler 16218]

 

Fuck me, this cunt is pathetic.