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Blastronaut
7 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

"Cewba, Dominican Republic, Dominica, Sayunt Lewsha, Beey Veey Eye, Guadalewpayuh, Grand Cayuhman, Barbayudoss, Jamayucah, Sayunt Kitts" 

 

 

That was surprisingly close to peak Manics lyrics.

 

Well played.

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RobinRobin
10 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

"Cewba, Dominican Republic, Dominica, Sayunt Lewsha, Beey Veey Eye, Guadalewpayuh, Grand Cayuhman, Barbayudoss, Jamayucah, Sayunt Kitts" 

 

Fucking dickhead. 

 

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Gemmill
On 13/10/2024 at 13:12, Gemmill said:

 

🎵 Arewba, Jamayuca, Mags are wearing barcodes in Bermewda, Bahama, two fat kids with their mama. 

 

Key Largowuh, Montegowuh, they'll eeeeyven let the mags go to the Kokomowuh.

 

A big fat family, and their kids seem, slow.

 

Weeeeearing their scratty tops, way down in Kokomowuh. 🎵

 

Keyth singing this to himself as he's packing. Rolling his heat rash cream up in his SAFC beach towel. 

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Dazzler
17 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

"Cewba, Dominican Republic, Dominica, Sayunt Lewsha, Beey Veey Eye, Guadalewpayuh, Grand Cayuhman, Barbayudoss, Jamayucah, Sayunt Kitts" 

I wanna tak you dewn to Koahkoahmoah
Wa'll get there fast
And then wa'll tak it slowah

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Monkeys Fist
2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

I wanna tak you dewn to Koahkoahmoah
Wa'll get there fast
And then wa'll tak it slowah

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That’s all the same bloke at different ages- 13-30. 

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Dazzler
7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That’s all the same bloke at different ages- 13-30. 

Have some respect. They are all brothers, fathers and lovers....to their sisters..

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Toonpack
10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That’s all the same bloke at different ages- 13-30. 

 

Have you got beer goggles on ? They all look 30-ish with an old cunt on the right.

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Monkeys Fist
7 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Have you got beer goggles on ? They all look 30-ish with an old cunt on the right.

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Renton

My name is Mackemus Decimus Keythus. Unemployatus dolus waller, propensensatus bullshitter. Father to my sister's kids, husband to my sister wife. Awuba is decimus times better than Ibiza, marra.

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Craig

7/10, Rents... 

Where's the blue pop and cheesy chips references? 

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Dazzler

Abeytzeh as well, surely.

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Howmanheyman

Was talking to a mate who works with a few mackems, reckons they're absolutely full of it at the minute shouting 'mind the gap' etc. Obviously I'm sure one or two or just kidding but I hope one or two are in the usual mackem boom and bust cycle. :lol:

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Renton

The SMB is utterly bat shit at the moment, it really is. They're banging on about extending their stadium to have more seats than SJP again, because, SMB.

 

Love the "Proper club [sic] don't want Arabs" casual racism thrown in too.

 

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The Fish

"Snookered at Hotch Porch" is the name of a difficult second album for an extremist folk band.

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Meenzer
14 hours ago, Renton said:

Love the "Proper club [sic] don't want Arabs" casual racism thrown in too.

 

From the fanbase that did the Poznan when City won the league :lol:

 

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Gemmill
6 minutes ago, Renton said:

RED BLOOD

WHITE SOUL

 

Yes this sounds just like the lads who participated enthusiastically in the race riots recently. 

 

Last time we played them it was red faces, white flag. 

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spongebob toonpants
16 minutes ago, The Fish said:

"Snookered at Hotch Porch" is the name of a difficult second album for an extremist folk band.

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Alex
19 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

From the fanbase that did the Poznan when City won the league :lol:

 

I was going to mention it’s fucking hilarious how popular Man City were amongst them lot. Even down to their hooligan alliance when they played against us. Then the takeover happened 

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Dazzler
16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Yes this sounds just like the lads who participated enthusiastically in the race riots recently. 

 

Last time we played them it was red faces, white flag. 

And black and white bar IIRC

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