LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Not offering any sun protection but vaguely in the lotion bracket - Radox shower gel - there's another for the 'that shit makes y itch' list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9313 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Not offering any sun protection but vaguely in the lotion bracket - Radox shower gel - there's another for the 'that shit makes y itch' list. You know you're supposed to rinse off after, right? Also, don't use the tea tree one on your chicken skin handbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 On the elbows and knees was where it struck, was awful man. Now I know what those folk burned by the dodgy leather Argos settees a few years back went through. Kind of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39248 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 When I was a youth I worked around the Med coast putting up the tents for Eurocamps etc. Through lack of keks and sweat I got a touch of ring sting. After showering that evening I was putting on aftersun milk and thought " That'll do the trick for the throbbing hoop!" It didn't. Due a fixed showerhead I ended up doing a one armed handstand whilst gingerly scrubbing my now fiery hoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 When I was a youth I worked around the Med coast putting up the tents for Eurocamps etc. Through lack of keks and sweat I got a touch of ring sting. After showering that evening I was putting on aftersun milk and thought " That'll do the trick for the throbbing hoop!" It didn't. Due a fixed showerhead I ended up doing a one armed handstand whilst gingerly scrubbing my now fiery hoop. I know someone who thought he was wiping his arse with moist toilet tissues that were in a packet on the back of a toilet, and it was only when the burning started that he realised they were Flash bleach wipes for cleaning the bog. Ayas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39248 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Blatantly trying for a porn career , they bleach their starfish don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9313 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I know someone who thought he was wiping his arse with moist toilet tissues that were in a packet on the back of a toilet, and it was only when the burning started that he realised they were Flash bleach wipes for cleaning the bog. Ayas Did you catch him in the Middsle of the act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Did you catch him in the Middsle of the act? It wasn't him, and that was beyond tenuous btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9313 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 It wasn't him, and that was beyond tenuous btw a likely story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 You know you're supposed to rinse off after, right? Also, don't use the tea tree one on your chicken skin handbag I like using the mint and tea tree stuff. It's like washing your bollocks in a Mojito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9313 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I like using the mint and tea tree stuff. It's like washing your bollocks in a Mojito. Might have a go of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Might have a go of that Don't do it with a Bloody Mary though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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