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Gordon Strachan - Football Manager and Comedian.


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Old I know......but who cares?


On Wayne Rooney... "It's an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."


Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

Strachan:"Velocity" [walks off]


Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?

Strachan:What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.


Reporter: "Gordon,what will you take from today?"

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.


Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.


Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?

Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. So I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down.


Reporter:Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?

Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.


Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?

Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.


Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"

Strachan: "I don't do impressions"


Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?

Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!


Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?

Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself

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