Tom 15535 Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Still no bank holiday announced. Disgusting Abolish the monarchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22516 Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Tom said: Still no bank holiday announced. Disgusting Abolish the monarchy. The funeral is apparently slated for a week today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 15535 Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 The final insult. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 The royal family has always been a bunch of shaggers. Edward VII had a purpose built shagging chair kept in a Parisian bordello (ffs). And they’ve been shagging the country since 1660 (baddum tish). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Off to IKEA to see if they have any purpose built shagging chairs with names that look like a cat has run over a keyboard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5433 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Wouldn’t go around shagging chairs like, splinters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 They don’t make them from wood, silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Chief Vicar Justin Welby came out with this, straight-faced, today. “Prince Philip showed a remarkable willingness to take the hand he was dealt in life…” Fuck me rigid. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/prince-philip-death-bbc-ratings-b1829504.html Viewing figures for the main terrestrial channels fell by as much as 64% compared to the previous Friday but I'm sure the whole country was just too overcome with grief and only switched off because of the sense of loss completely overwhelming them. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1476 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/prince-philip-death-bbc-ratings-b1829504.html Viewing figures for the main terrestrial channels fell by as much as 64% compared to the previous Friday but I'm sure the whole country was just too overcome with grief and only switched off because of the sense of loss completely overwhelming them. Mental that terrestrial tv viewing figures are still considered relevant these days but if 64% of people with no internet access would rather stare at the cracks in the walls than watch that shite there might still be hope for this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fuck me rigid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Kitman said: Thats the Edward VII version rather than the Ewerk poundstretcher model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Kitman said: Thats the Edward VII version rather than the Ewerk’s hoopstretcher model Fyp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Ah yes, Ikea's trusty HØÖPBÅNDIT range 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: Ah yes, Ikea's rusty HØÖPBÅNDIT range Also, FYP. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I left myself wide open for that 😏 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 This comment is the GOAT(se). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Surprised there's nothing for Helen McCrory. RIP Polly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Hellen, more like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Pollygon, more like. Great actor. RIP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13497 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5433 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 Rather pearl necklace her sister tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13497 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Is that Princess Leia peeping out the window behind Johnson? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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