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Kid Dynamite

I see Henderson has signed for Ajax. The £ signs in his eyes didn't last long and now he's ruined his reputation for good. The Mackem dickhead 

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wykikitoon
19 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I see Henderson has signed for Ajax. The £ signs in his eyes didn't last long and now he's ruined his reputation for good. The Mackem dickhead 

The average attendance in the league dropped since he's been there :lol:

 

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RobinRobin
13 hours ago, The Fish said:

 

Most recently sacked off by Nottingham Forest as far as I can make out.

cry omg GIF by Danger Mouse

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PaddockLad
10 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

@LondonBlue


Summary: 

 

“Man City are in a lot of trouble if they’re found guilty on the current charges” 

 

Episode 7 No Shit GIF by RuPaul's Drag Race
 

This is where it all began, plainly Ashley voted in favour of it, he obviously thought there was no point investing anyway :lol: 

 

 

 

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LondonBlue
12 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

@LondonBlue

 

I listened to it buddy

 

We're very lucky to have Stefan Borson (aka projectriver) as a city fan.

 

he was wise to come at it from a legal angle rather than a city fan stance as the latter would have led to him being ignored.

 

he states that relegation is likely if we're found guilty. 

he also states how unlikely it is that we are guilty, and even then, how difficult it would be to prove.

of course relegation is the most newsworthy sound bite

 

worth noting that we haven't been charged with anything yet. the premier league are "merely" investigating alleged breaches. see original fa statement... alleged breaches of the Premier League Rules

 

Stefan also made a guest appearance on an arsenal fanzine. it doesn't sound great for chelsea... discussing city, everton, forest and chelsea

 

Stefan writes football stuff here... conspiracy-theories-and-innuendo and has a twitter account as @slbsn 

 

Stefan Borson is CEO and General Counsel of Watchstone Group plc having previously advised Manchester City whilst a banker with Investec between 2002 and 2007

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Monkeys Fist
57 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Wait

 

WHAT?

 

It’ll be collectors getting them in before he fucks off somewhere else. 
 

 

edit; wouldn’t surprise me if it also our polydactyl marrows, because fwends. 

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Dazzler
59 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Wait

 

WHAT?

 

He bought them all with his Saudi blood money. They must be deductible for tax purposes and the cunt is about to be bankrupted when his next bill comes in.

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Howmanheyman

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"Imagine if Hendo had of signed for Feyenoord instead? Ah'd be saying, 'Gerrin, Jordan lad!' That'll piss off the Mags because lots of raysuns. Might have a treble link now betwayn Ajax, feyenoord and the lads, am shewa feyenoord lads winna mind Ajax joining in one of owwa many, many speshul relayashinships? FTM, son."

 

"FTM, Dad."

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Monkeys Fist

I’m pretty sure Ajax was founded by a travelling…

 

 

 

… fuck it, you all know the score. :lol:

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Kid Dynamite

I see Man Utd have signed Man City's chief exec. Does that mean Ashworth is staying, or do they do 2 different jobs? 

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6 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I see Man Utd have signed Man City's chief exec. Does that mean Ashworth is staying, or do they do 2 different jobs? 

I think he's more the Eales type role. 

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wykikitoon

 

 

Sky sports and Brentford making out as if he's just come back from double leg amputation :lol: 

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The Mighty Hog
1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Sky sports and Brentford making out as if he's just come back from double leg amputation :lol: 

That heroic return looking a little less heroic

 

 

 

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