Geordie Boyo 23 Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 You don't constantly hold it. It gets thrown to you as you’re sitting down on the ground then come back up and throw it to your partner who’s standing in front of you.......great fun....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Yer gonna eat lightnin'! And yer gonna crap thunder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Don't talk to me about injuries; my shoulder, calf, and thigh are giving me agony from my ju jitsu grading on Saturday. Not to mention the wonderful collection of bruises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 23 Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 Last time I went to Jujitsu I came out with a bruise covering the back of my arm. It was just black with a purple ring around it...! My sparing partner came down on it with his knee. Where do you do the jujitsu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Don't talk to me about injuries; my shoulder, calf, and thigh are giving me agony from my ju jitsu grading on Saturday. Not to mention the wonderful collection of bruises. 106308[/snapback] I hope for your sake it was last Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 This thread is PACKED with euphemisms. "Ju jitsu grading". "Black bruise with a purple ring round it." "Where do you do the ju jitsu?!" Thinly veiled nancy boy talk if you ask me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 23 Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 Yer gonna eat lightnin'! And yer gonna crap thunder! 106297[/snapback] I was crapping thunder when I saw this calamity James style bump come straight up. I had a third fecking knee...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 This thread is PACKED with euphemisms. "Ju jitsu grading". "Black bruise with a purple ring round it." "Where do you do the ju jitsu?!" Thinly veiled nancy boy talk if you ask me! 106324[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Last time I went to Jujitsu I came out with a bruise covering the back of my arm. It was just black with a purple ring around it...! My sparing partner came down on it with his knee. Where do you do the jujitsu? 106322[/snapback] In Leeds (where I live). It wasn't the hardest grading I've done (I didn't get any 2 man attacks, or sharps ), but the 'room' (one of those permanent massive tent structures) we did it in was fucking freezing (about 7 degrees). I'm surprised I didn't do more damage to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Yer gonna eat lightnin'! And yer gonna crap thunder! 106297[/snapback] I was crapping thunder when I saw this calamity James style bump... come straight up. I had a third fecking knee...! 106325[/snapback] Desperately flicking thorugh my Hermer-English dictionary, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Last time I went to Jujitsu I came out with a bruise covering the back of my arm. It was just black with a purple ring around it...! My sparing partner came down on it with his knee. Where do you do the jujitsu? 106322[/snapback] In Leeds (where I live). It wasn't the hardest grading I've done (I didn't get any 2 man attacks, or sharps ), but the 'room' (one of those permanent massive tent structures) we did it in was fucking freezing (about 7 degrees). I'm surprised I didn't do more damage to myself. 106328[/snapback] Fuck's sake, man, stop it, I'm crying here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Last time I went to Jujitsu I came out with a bruise covering the back of my arm. It was just black with a purple ring around it...! My sparing partner came down on it with his knee. Where do you do the jujitsu? 106322[/snapback] In Leeds (where I live). It wasn't the hardest grading I've done (I didn't get any 2 man attacks, or sharps ), but the 'room' (one of those permanent massive tent structures) we did it in was fucking freezing (about 7 degrees). I'm surprised I didn't do more damage to myself. 106328[/snapback] Fuck's sake, man, stop it, I'm crying here. 106330[/snapback] They're not even trying to hide it anymore. Finbar Saunders-tastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Last time I went to Jujitsu I came out with a bruise covering the back of my arm. It was just black with a purple ring around it...! My sparing partner came down on it with his knee. Where do you do the jujitsu? 106322[/snapback] In Leeds (where I live). It wasn't the hardest grading I've done (I didn't get any 2 man attacks, or sharps ), but the 'room' (one of those permanent massive tent structures) we did it in was fucking freezing (about 7 degrees). I'm surprised I didn't do more damage to myself. 106328[/snapback] Fuck's sake, man, stop it, I'm crying here. 106330[/snapback] I didn't notice anything remotely innuendo-esque about that post. You've got it on the brain, should change your username to DotBumCraft tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Last time I went to Jujitsu I came out with a bruise covering the back of my arm. It was just black with a purple ring around it...! My sparing partner came down on it with his knee. Where do you do the jujitsu? 106322[/snapback] In Leeds (where I live). It wasn't the hardest grading I've done (I didn't get any 2 man attacks, or sharps ), but the 'room' (one of those permanent massive tent structures) we did it in was fucking freezing (about 7 degrees). I'm surprised I didn't do more damage to myself. 106328[/snapback] Fuck's sake, man, stop it, I'm crying here. 106330[/snapback] They're not even trying to hide it anymore. Finbar Saunders-tastic. 106335[/snapback] I couldn't even highlight them all, is it just me or does "the... ...'room'" sound like a gay sex dungeon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 I didn't notice anything remotely innuendo-esque about that post. You've got it on the brain, should change your username to DotBumCraft tbh. 106344[/snapback] Dub me what you want, but I'm not playing JuJitsu with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 It was the way he put it in quotation marks that did it for me. Not just a room, a room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 any sport apart from football is for gays. FACTISSIMO. 105679[/snapback] WRONGAMUNDO 105727[/snapback] Goaltender is the gay choice in hockey. 'Ooooo..no contact on me! NO CONTACT!' Wuss. 105998[/snapback] Ok I'd like to see you stand in the way of a 80+mph shot and still call me a wuss, it's all very well to yell "teabag" from behind the plexi. No contact? I got involved in a fight the other week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 It was the way he put it in quotation marks that did it for me. Not just a room, a room 106349[/snapback] Only a bean counting desk monkey such as you could glean so much enjoyment from punctation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 any sport apart from football is for gays. FACTISSIMO. 105679[/snapback] WRONGAMUNDO 105727[/snapback] Goaltender is the gay choice in hockey. 'Ooooo..no contact on me! NO CONTACT!' Wuss. 105998[/snapback] Ok I'd like to see you stand in the way of a 80+mph shot and still call me a wuss, it's all very well to yell "teabag" from behind the plexi. No contact? I got involved in a fight the other week 106404[/snapback] Was the other end of the pitch and you shouted "Stop it boys?" Ice Hockey goalies are only in goal because they can't skate FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 It was the way he put it in quotation marks that did it for me. Not just a room, a room 106349[/snapback] Only a bean counting desk monkey such as you could glean so much enjoyment from punctation. 106426[/snapback] Two man attacks tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 No contact? I got involved in a fight the other week 106404[/snapback] I can just imagine you, attempting to run from the crease and slipping and sliding over shouting 'I'm going to fucking have you.' If it makes you feel any better, the best fight I've ever seen live was Satosaari V Shmyr. Shmyr pinned Tommi against the net so Sato started laying punches on him...he was really, really pissed off, funnier for the fact I'd never seen him lose his rag before. Anyway, Tommi got ejected for leaving his gloves on and using his stick to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 No contact? I got involved in a fight the other week 106404[/snapback] I can just imagine you, attempting to run from the crease and slipping and sliding over shouting 'I'm going to fucking have you.' If it makes you feel any better, the best fight I've ever seen live was Satosaari V Shmyr. Shmyr pinned Tommi against the net so Sato started laying punches on him...he was really, really pissed off, funnier for the fact I'd never seen him lose his rag before. Anyway, Tommi got ejected for leaving his gloves on and using his stick to fight. 106446[/snapback] What a legend that man was And as for mine, two guys having a fight, one had pulled the other's jersey over his head so I skate up and shove him going "fuck off". No punches thrown as there were several people there to break it up....which is good because he was bigger than me (I'd taken off my mask, blocker + catcher just so you don't go saying I'm a wuss ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 And as for mine, two guys having a fight, one had pulled the other's jersey over his head so I skate up and shove him going "fuck off". No punches thrown as there were several people there to break it up....which is good because he was bigger than me (I'd taken off my mask, blocker + catcher just so you don't go saying I'm a wuss ) 106713[/snapback] Tsk tsk...third man in Brocky. Should have been 10 + game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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