adios 717 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Anyway, back to the subject. Remember when he used to present Blanket Ani? 112306[/snapback] Do you reckon he's a vodka and red bull man, or a rum and cherry coke man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34928 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I used to hate Diet Coke, but then I got drinking it for a while and now I can't go back to full fat. It's too sugary. 112305[/snapback] Get yourself an orange juice, you nonce. 112307[/snapback] Fruit juice is benter than diet soda. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I used to hate Diet Coke, but then I got drinking it for a while and now I can't go back to full fat. It's too sugary. 112305[/snapback] Get yourself an orange juice, you nonce. 112307[/snapback] Fruit juice is benter than diet soda. FACT! 112311[/snapback] Not as bent as smoothies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Fruit juice is benter than diet soda. FACT! 112311[/snapback] You're already prancing around the canteen to Streisand, I don't think it could be any clearer if you stuck your manhood in the financial director tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34928 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Fruit juice is benter than diet soda. FACT! 112311[/snapback] You're already prancing around the canteen to Streisand, I don't think it could be any clearer if you stuck your manhood in the financial director tbh. 112313[/snapback] Nowt bent about smoothies Doc! MAN'S drinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Nowt bent about smoothies Doc! MAN'S drinks! 112314[/snapback] Aye, originally invented as man-lube tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8893 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I used to hate Diet Coke, but then I got drinking it for a while and now I can't go back to full fat. It's too sugary. 112305[/snapback] Diet Coke is using sweetener. This has a quite interesting effect, the body thinks it gets real sugar but it doesn't, therefore it's demanding real sugar. Therefore people who drink diet coke often substitute the sugar that should be in diet coke with sugar via other stuff - like chocolate. So, Gemmill did you get fat before you started drinking Diet Coke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34928 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I used to hate Diet Coke, but then I got drinking it for a while and now I can't go back to full fat. It's too sugary. 112305[/snapback] Diet Coke is using sweetener. This has a quite interesting effect, the body thinks it gets real sugar but it doesn't, therefore it's demanding real sugar. Therefore people who drink diet coke often substitute the sugar that should be in diet coke with sugar via other stuff - like chocolate. So, Gemmill did you get fat before you started drinking Diet Coke? 112322[/snapback] Silence speccy four-eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 And it's a lot worse for you than drinking full fat versions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34928 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Howzat like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Craving sugar from other sources, and the sweetners they use cause cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34928 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Craving sugar from other sources, and the sweetners they use cause cancer. 112336[/snapback] If I drank normal coke I'd still stuff my face with just as much chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Craving sugar from other sources, and the sweetners they use cause cancer. 112336[/snapback] Maybe that's how they help weight loss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Craving sugar from other sources, and the sweetners they use cause cancer. 112336[/snapback] Doesn't everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 And it's a lot worse for you than drinking full fat versions. 112330[/snapback] Sounds too much like a sexual encounter with the Fish tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Anyway, back to the subject. Remember when he used to present Blanket Ani? 112306[/snapback] Do you reckon he's a vodka and red bull man, or a rum and cherry coke man? 112309[/snapback] The cheek! Wogan's strictly a Baileys man. He sends his production minions out to procure a bottle immediately before every Eurovision and promptly demolishes it in the commentary box over the course of the next three hours whilst regaling us with his witticisms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 How is he taking 3 hours over a bottle of Baileys? Alcohol milkshake tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 How is he taking 3 hours over a bottle of Baileys? 112451[/snapback] He probably alternates with shots of whatever horrendous tree-sap and potato concoction passes for the local spirit of choice in the Eastern Bloc shithole that only won the previous year's contest because its 27 neighbours who used to be all one country kept giving it douze after douze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 If the Eurovision could be evolved into a fully blown political system the Balkans would be a lot more stable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 If the Eurovision could be evolved into a fully blown political system the Balkans would be a lot more stable. 112459[/snapback] It's weird. The Serbs throw bottles at the Montenegrins when they dare to win their joint national final, but as soon as they take part separately they'll be flinging douzes at each other instead. Maybe they could achieve lasting peace by splintering into village states and instigating a year-long cycle of televised singing festivals where the votes are rigged so everyone finishes joint 1st with 58 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I don't really see how any peace process with Terry Wogan as a key component can fail tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler's Mom 0 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I think that the country who wins the Eurovision Pop Quiz should adopt the song as their national anthem. Imagine Golden Bollocks singing "Teenage Life" at the World Cup. Come on Daz!!! The campaign starts here... http://www.dazsampson.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 That means our anthem for the last 9 years would have been sodding Katrina and the Waves. And 16 years of "Making Your Mind Up" before that. Hm, actually...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I think that the country who wins the Eurovision Pop Quiz should adopt the song as their national anthem. Imagine Golden Bollocks singing "Teenage Life" at the World Cup. Come on Daz!!! The campaign starts here... http://www.dazsampson.co.uk/ 112473[/snapback] Never heard of the bloke, but just having a look at his website, is he up on any charges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Looks like Dec's older brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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