Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Prescott admits to having affair Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has confessed to having had an affair with one of his secretaries. The MP for Hull East said he regretted the relationship with Tracey Temple, 43, which had ended "some time ago". "I have discussed this fully with my wife Pauline who is devastated. I would be grateful if [we] can get on with our lives together," a statement said. Tony Blair's spokesman said Mr Prescott had strong support and was a "real benefit" to the country and government. The spokesman added that Mr Prescott, 67, played "an absolutely vital role". Downing Street had earlier said it was a "private matter", a message repeated by Home Secretary Charles Clarke when he appeared on BBC Radio 4's Today programme. Can we start calling him 'Two Slags' now? Also been waiting patiently for Leazes to start a thread about this: Foreign criminals 'not deported' The home secretary says he "regrets" that 1,023 foreign prisoners have been allowed to walk free when they were meant to be considered for deportation. They include three murderers and nine rapists, Home Office figures show. Charles Clarke said he could not say "hand on heart" that they would all be tracked down but said he did not think it was a "resigning matter". The Lib Dems accused ministers of incompetence. The Tories are demanding Mr Clarke answer to Parliament. Conservative shadow home secretary David Davis accused Mr Clarke of trying to "smuggle out" the news rather than face MPs' questions. "At the end of the day it's not good enough to blame officials, frankly it is a issue which affects the safety of the British public," argued Mr Davis. Blair 'confidence' He did not think Mr Clarke should consider his position as the problems began before his time in the job. Commons speaker Michael Martin said he would ask Mr Clarke to explain why he had not made a Commons statement on the debacle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Shouldnt be allowed at his age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Kirkey 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Politics, rock and roll for ugly people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26786 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) Please someone get a photo of her. I can vaguely comprehend why Blunkett might get a bit of pussy but Prescott? I really can't get my head round that one. Edited April 26, 2006 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Was going on for 2 years an arl.... She must have a negative amount of self-esteem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 All these politicians who have affairs appear to be some of the ugliest men on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Saw a pic of her on the news. She was well worth one. Maybe even a return leg as well. How the feck Prescott got into her knickers I'll never know. Couldn't be because he's got money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Two Jags bucking some half fit secretary is nwot compared to Mellor and his Chelsea kit tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Or Robin Cook and....well, anything really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Apparently Blunkett couldn't see anything wrong in it when he was doing it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Thought it was his wife tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Apparently Blunkett couldn't see anything wrong in it when he was doing it!! 128091[/snapback] Maybe he works with SMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Apparently Blunkett couldn't see anything wrong in it when he was doing it!! 128091[/snapback] Maybe he works with SMO 128104[/snapback] The bit in bold! Joke! Ahhh, never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Apparently Blunkett couldn't see anything wrong in it when he was doing it!! 128091[/snapback] Maybe he works with SMO 128104[/snapback] The bit in bold! Joke! Ahhh, never mind 128134[/snapback] For fucks sake man, I got that part. Hence the reason I made the joke about the blind blerk who works with Smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Apparently Blunkett couldn't see anything wrong in it when he was doing it!! 128091[/snapback] Maybe he works with SMO 128104[/snapback] The bit in bold! Joke! Ahhh, never mind 128134[/snapback] For fucks sake man, I got that part. Hence the reason I made the joke about the blind blerk who works with Smooth. 128140[/snapback] I'm old, please let me have that seat. I get confused easily. Didn't know a blind bloke worked with SO (but now you mention it, I seem to recall him saying something the other day!) What time is it? What day is it? Where's me teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Apparently Blunkett couldn't see anything wrong in it when he was doing it!! 128091[/snapback] Maybe he works with SMO 128104[/snapback] The bit in bold! Joke! Ahhh, never mind 128134[/snapback] For fucks sake man, I got that part. Hence the reason I made the joke about the blind blerk who works with Smooth. 128140[/snapback] I'm old, please let me have that seat. I get confused easily. Didn't know a blind bloke worked with SO (but now you mention it, I seem to recall him saying something the other day!) What time is it? What day is it? Where's me teeth? 128147[/snapback] http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4980 Alzheimer's is a terrible affliction tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Apparently Blunkett couldn't see anything wrong in it when he was doing it!! 128091[/snapback] Maybe he works with SMO 128104[/snapback] The bit in bold! Joke! Ahhh, never mind 128134[/snapback] For fucks sake man, I got that part. Hence the reason I made the joke about the blind blerk who works with Smooth. 128140[/snapback] I'm old, please let me have that seat. I get confused easily. Didn't know a blind bloke worked with SO (but now you mention it, I seem to recall him saying something the other day!) What time is it? What day is it? Where's me teeth? 128147[/snapback] http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4980 Alzheimer's is a terrible affliction tbh 128149[/snapback] As the song goes: My eyes are dim I cannot see, I have not brought my specs with me. I ha....ave no....ot brought m....y specks with me. It's an old one we used to sing round the piano at the Station Hotel on a Friday night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Apparently Blunkett couldn't see anything wrong in it when he was doing it!! 128091[/snapback] Maybe he works with SMO 128104[/snapback] The bit in bold! Joke! Ahhh, never mind 128134[/snapback] For fucks sake man, I got that part. Hence the reason I made the joke about the blind blerk who works with Smooth. 128140[/snapback] I'm old, please let me have that seat. I get confused easily. Didn't know a blind bloke worked with SO (but now you mention it, I seem to recall him saying something the other day!) What time is it? What day is it? Where's me teeth? 128147[/snapback] http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4980 Alzheimer's is a terrible affliction tbh 128149[/snapback] As the song goes: My eyes are dim I cannot see, I have not brought my specs with me. I ha....ave no....ot brought m....y specks with me. It's an old one we used to sing round the piano at the Station Hotel on a Friday night! 128156[/snapback] The sound or air raid sirens in the background, powdered eggs, jumpers for goal posts. Mmmmm. isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Front page of The Star today: "Two Sh*gs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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