Gemmill 36786 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Pretty, yes. Sexy, no. The lass is an annoyingly posh stick insect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 She’s nee Monica Bellucci like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 As voted by FHM readers? Says it all really. If she played her cards right she could sample the delights of the snakemeister, but only once or she would get too big-headed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Porbably because she was naked on the front of a mag, that most of the world didn't even know existed. If she's had her smart bits on show, it's enough for FHM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Still well fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Said it before and I'll say it again, she doesnt own a pair of knockers of any description! FACT "..aaaahaaaa.....he'll save everone of us!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Flash Gordon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Theres surely sexier women though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Flash Gordon 128357[/snapback] Spotters badge to you, sir! Returning to Keira, the only film evidence of remote sexiness can be the Pirates of the Caribbean and as Luke revealed previously, for that she wore fake knockers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I've got bigger tits than her. Still would mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 (edited) Never give much creedance to the list itself just enjoy wanking furiously over the supplement, I tend to pick whoever looking the smartest in the photo FHM have chosen to use as my subject. I can't stand some of the people that are in there every year but have done fuck all for ages and are well past their sell-by date. I.e. Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra, etc. As long as Tweedy and Longoria are in the top 10 i'll be happy. Can anyone confirm or post the list? Edited April 27, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 1. Keira Knightley 2. Keeley Hazel 3. Scarlett Johansson 4. Angelina Jolie 5. Kelly Brook 6. Cheryl Tweedy 7. Beyonce Knowles 8. Evangeline Lilly 9. Jessica Alba 10. Jessica Simpson 11. Billie Piper 12. Sienna Miller 13. Lindsay Lohan 14. Rachel Stevens 15. Sarah Harding 16. Jennifer Love Hewitt 17. Halle Berry 18. Jennifer Aniston 19. Fearne Cotton 20. Eva Longoria 21. Mischa Barton 22. Elisha Cuthbert 23. Kate Beckinsale 24. Hayley Parsons 25. Eva Mendes 26. Charlize Theron 27. Kara Tointon 28. Rachel Bilson 29. Tanya Robinson 30. Holly Willoughby 31. Jennifer Ellison 32. Gemma Atkinson 33. Hilary Duff 34. Paris Hilton 35. Lucy Pinder 36. Brittany Murphy 37. Tera Patrick 38. Christina Aguilera 39. Lisa Snowdon 40. Charlotte Church 41. Tara Reid 42. Victoria Silvstedt 43. Jennifer Lopez 44. Maggie Grace 45. Coleen McLoughlin 46. Kate Bosworth 47. Michelle Marsh 48. Natalie Portman 49. Nicole Scherzinger 50. Chantelle Houghton 51. Natalie Pike 52. Jaime Pressly 53. Tina O'Brien 54. Brooke Burke 55. Nadine Coyle 56. Maria Sharapova 57. Nikki Sanderson 58. Charlotte Marshall 59. Jennifer Garner 60. Anna Kournikova 61. Kristen Kreuk 62. Lady Isabella Hervey 63. Holly Valance 64. Natalie Oxley 65. Joss Stone 66. Kimberley Walsh 67. Kayleigh Pearson 68. Sophie Howard 69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) 70. Heidi Klum 71. Sarah Michelle Gellar 72. Pamela Anderson 73. Sammy Winward 74. Naomi Watts 75. Kirsty Gallacher 76. Cameron Diaz 77. Roxanne Pallett 78. Myleene Klass 79. Katie Holmes 80. Gisele Bundchen 81. Teri Hatcher 82. Reese Witherspoon 83. Gwen Stefani 84. Nicola Roberts 85. Adele Silva 86. Rebecca Romijn 87. Kate Moss 88. Carmen Electra 89. Rachel McAdams 90. Myfanwy Waring 91. Roxanne McKee 92. Jenna Jameson 93. Jessica Biel 94. Kate Middleton 95. Josie Maran 96. Emma Griffiths 97. Joanna Krupa 98. Denise Van Outen 99. Rosario Dawson 100. Sofia Vergara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Never give much creedance to the list itself 128373[/snapback] Sage advice! Do you remember when Dana Scully won it ffs??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Whats A.Jolie doing in the top ten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Keeley Was robbed ! Kiera Knightly is a bulldog jawed, skinny arsed posh bint ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Haven't heard of quite a few of them but two that stick out are: 19. Fearne Cotton 45. Coleen McLoughlin WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 1. Keira Knightley2. Keeley Hazel 3. Scarlett Johansson 4. Angelina Jolie 5. Kelly Brook 6. Cheryl Tweedy 7. Beyonce Knowles 8. Evangeline Lilly 9. Jessica Alba 10. Jessica Simpson 11. Billie Piper 12. Sienna Miller 13. Lindsay Lohan 14. Rachel Stevens 15. Sarah Harding 16. Jennifer Love Hewitt 17. Halle Berry 18. Jennifer Aniston 19. Fearne Cotton 20. Eva Longoria 21. Mischa Barton 22. Elisha Cuthbert 23. Kate Beckinsale 24. Hayley Parsons 25. Eva Mendes 26. Charlize Theron 27. Kara Tointon 28. Rachel Bilson 29. Tanya Robinson 30. Holly Willoughby 31. Jennifer Ellison 32. Gemma Atkinson 33. Hilary Duff 34. Paris Hilton 35. Lucy Pinder 36. Brittany Murphy 37. Tera Patrick 38. Christina Aguilera 39. Lisa Snowdon 40. Charlotte Church 41. Tara Reid 42. Victoria Silvstedt 43. Jennifer Lopez 44. Maggie Grace 45. Coleen McLoughlin 46. Kate Bosworth 47. Michelle Marsh 48. Natalie Portman 49. Nicole Scherzinger 50. Chantelle Houghton 51. Natalie Pike 52. Jaime Pressly 53. Tina O'Brien 54. Brooke Burke 55. Nadine Coyle 56. Maria Sharapova 57. Nikki Sanderson 58. Charlotte Marshall 59. Jennifer Garner 60. Anna Kournikova 61. Kristen Kreuk 62. Lady Isabella Hervey 63. Holly Valance 64. Natalie Oxley 65. Joss Stone 66. Kimberley Walsh 67. Kayleigh Pearson 68. Sophie Howard 69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) 70. Heidi Klum 71. Sarah Michelle Gellar 72. Pamela Anderson 73. Sammy Winward 74. Naomi Watts 75. Kirsty Gallacher 76. Cameron Diaz 77. Roxanne Pallett 78. Myleene Klass 79. Katie Holmes 80. Gisele Bundchen 81. Teri Hatcher 82. Reese Witherspoon 83. Gwen Stefani 84. Nicola Roberts 85. Adele Silva 86. Rebecca Romijn 87. Kate Moss 88. Carmen Electra 89. Rachel McAdams 90. Myfanwy Waring 91. Roxanne McKee 92. Jenna Jameson 93. Jessica Biel 94. Kate Middleton 95. Josie Maran 96. Emma Griffiths 97. Joanna Krupa 98. Denise Van Outen 99. Rosario Dawson 100. Sofia Vergara 128377[/snapback] Jesus fucking wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 1. Keira Knightley2. Keeley Hazel 3. Scarlett Johansson 4. Angelina Jolie 5. Kelly Brook 6. Cheryl Tweedy 7. Beyonce Knowles 8. Evangeline Lilly 9. Jessica Alba 10. Jessica Simpson 11. Billie Piper 12. Sienna Miller 13. Lindsay Lohan 14. Rachel Stevens 15. Sarah Harding 16. Jennifer Love Hewitt 17. Halle Berry 18. Jennifer Aniston 19. Fearne Cotton 20. Eva Longoria 21. Mischa Barton 22. Elisha Cuthbert 23. Kate Beckinsale 24. Hayley Parsons 25. Eva Mendes 26. Charlize Theron 27. Kara Tointon 28. Rachel Bilson 29. Tanya Robinson 30. Holly Willoughby 31. Jennifer Ellison 32. Gemma Atkinson 33. Hilary Duff 34. Paris Hilton 35. Lucy Pinder 36. Brittany Murphy 37. Tera Patrick 38. Christina Aguilera 39. Lisa Snowdon 40. Charlotte Church 41. Tara Reid 42. Victoria Silvstedt 43. Jennifer Lopez 44. Maggie Grace 45. Coleen McLoughlin 46. Kate Bosworth 47. Michelle Marsh 48. Natalie Portman 49. Nicole Scherzinger 50. Chantelle Houghton 51. Natalie Pike 52. Jaime Pressly 53. Tina O'Brien 54. Brooke Burke 55. Nadine Coyle 56. Maria Sharapova 57. Nikki Sanderson 58. Charlotte Marshall 59. Jennifer Garner 60. Anna Kournikova 61. Kristen Kreuk 62. Lady Isabella Hervey 63. Holly Valance 64. Natalie Oxley 65. Joss Stone 66. Kimberley Walsh 67. Kayleigh Pearson 68. Sophie Howard 69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) 70. Heidi Klum 71. Sarah Michelle Gellar 72. Pamela Anderson 73. Sammy Winward 74. Naomi Watts 75. Kirsty Gallacher 76. Cameron Diaz 77. Roxanne Pallett 78. Myleene Klass 79. Katie Holmes 80. Gisele Bundchen 81. Teri Hatcher 82. Reese Witherspoon 83. Gwen Stefani 84. Nicola Roberts 85. Adele Silva 86. Rebecca Romijn 87. Kate Moss 88. Carmen Electra 89. Rachel McAdams 90. Myfanwy Waring 91. Roxanne McKee 92. Jenna Jameson 93. Jessica Biel 94. Kate Middleton 95. Josie Maran 96. Emma Griffiths 97. Joanna Krupa 98. Denise Van Outen 99. Rosario Dawson 100. Sofia Vergara 128377[/snapback] My top 10 would read as follows: 1. Angelina Jolie 2. Cheryl Tweedy 3. Eva Longoria 4. Hiedi Klum 5. Scarlett Johansson 6. Gwen Stefani 7. Charlize Theron 8. Kate Beckinsale 9. Bridget 10. Catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 1. Keira Knightley2. Keeley Hazel 3. Scarlett Johansson 4. Angelina Jolie 5. Kelly Brook 6. Cheryl Tweedy 7. Beyonce Knowles 8. Evangeline Lilly 9. Jessica Alba 10. Jessica Simpson 11. Billie Piper 12. Sienna Miller 13. Lindsay Lohan 14. Rachel Stevens 15. Sarah Harding 16. Jennifer Love Hewitt 17. Halle Berry 18. Jennifer Aniston 19. Fearne Cotton 20. Eva Longoria 21. Mischa Barton 22. Elisha Cuthbert 23. Kate Beckinsale 24. Hayley Parsons 25. Eva Mendes 26. Charlize Theron 27. Kara Tointon 28. Rachel Bilson 29. Tanya Robinson 30. Holly Willoughby 31. Jennifer Ellison 32. Gemma Atkinson 33. Hilary Duff 34. Paris Hilton 35. Lucy Pinder 36. Brittany Murphy 37. Tera Patrick 38. Christina Aguilera 39. Lisa Snowdon 40. Charlotte Church 41. Tara Reid 42. Victoria Silvstedt 43. Jennifer Lopez 44. Maggie Grace 45. Coleen McLoughlin 46. Kate Bosworth 47. Michelle Marsh 48. Natalie Portman 49. Nicole Scherzinger 50. Chantelle Houghton 51. Natalie Pike 52. Jaime Pressly 53. Tina O'Brien 54. Brooke Burke 55. Nadine Coyle 56. Maria Sharapova 57. Nikki Sanderson 58. Charlotte Marshall 59. Jennifer Garner 60. Anna Kournikova 61. Kristen Kreuk 62. Lady Isabella Hervey 63. Holly Valance 64. Natalie Oxley 65. Joss Stone 66. Kimberley Walsh 67. Kayleigh Pearson 68. Sophie Howard 69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) 70. Heidi Klum 71. Sarah Michelle Gellar 72. Pamela Anderson 73. Sammy Winward 74. Naomi Watts 75. Kirsty Gallacher 76. Cameron Diaz 77. Roxanne Pallett 78. Myleene Klass 79. Katie Holmes 80. Gisele Bundchen 81. Teri Hatcher 82. Reese Witherspoon 83. Gwen Stefani 84. Nicola Roberts 85. Adele Silva 86. Rebecca Romijn 87. Kate Moss 88. Carmen Electra 89. Rachel McAdams 90. Myfanwy Waring 91. Roxanne McKee 92. Jenna Jameson 93. Jessica Biel 94. Kate Middleton 95. Josie Maran 96. Emma Griffiths 97. Joanna Krupa 98. Denise Van Outen 99. Rosario Dawson 100. Sofia Vergara 128377[/snapback] Jesus fucking wept! 128388[/snapback] Agreed, minging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 (edited) 19. Fearne Cotton 128377[/snapback] Jesus fucking wept! 128388[/snapback] My sentiments exactly. I would add Sophie Howard as well, she may have norks of steel but for me a face like arse. Edited April 27, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I'm a tit monkey by nature, so having Knightley right at the top of the tree makes a mockery of the whole survey for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36786 Posted April 27, 2006 Author Share Posted April 27, 2006 Yes, I would say "tit monkey" pretty much sums you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 now, Keeley Hazel, there's a lass who deserves her place up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Yes, I would say "tit monkey" pretty much sums you up. 128398[/snapback] I draw the line well short of man baps, before you get your hopes up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 now, Keeley Hazel, there's a lass who deserves her place up there. 128400[/snapback] Ahmen to that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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