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Dear Albert Luque,

 

I appreciate nobody ever explained the offside rule to you. Or maybe someone did, but used salt shaker and pepper pot. You also might not have understand because you are a woman, that would also explain your general approach to football.

 

You probably have realised that nobody wants to give you the ball. This is partly down to the fact that you lose it everytime, but also because you stand offside half the time. Even Titus Bramble isn't aiming long balls at you because he sees it, and that says it all.

 

I therefore made the attempt to explain it to you in pictures, probably the only way you understand:

 

offsiderulehs3.jpg

 

I know this might be asked too much and if you don't understand it maybe someone nice gives you a pair of crayons and you can try to colour the heads of the men I sketched.

 

<_<

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you might have to translate "ball" and "goal" into spanish for him too

 

Hey, but I'm sure it was money well spent, he just needs time to settle in.

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You also might not have understand because you are a woman, that would also explain your general approach to football.

 

You still want that Fulham ticket? :lol:

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Oh look, a three-headed monkey hacked into my account...

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I remember MOTD telling me that.  What should they have told me instead ?

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If the torso or head is ahead of the 'offside line' it's offside. If not it's not.

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Can someone show that to Shola too....

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Give over. Whilst Luque was to chicken shit scared to play in the damp, cold, rainy north-east weather, whilst Michael Owen waited about on the treatment table for England, King Shola was banging goals in for fun last season with a dodgy hip and smashed teeth.

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