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The media will be absolutely desperate for Palace to get firing and knock us down so I demand a fully professional home performance, in which we put a flagging defense and one-paced midfield through the grinder and smash the Green Street Extra, old woman scamming, cowboy builder, Brexit loving, pigeon botherers into a fine dust.

The blonde bint would get for banged all over for sure, I bet she's pure filth.

Not really into the horsey gym bunny tbh. I'll do my duty though, if that's a deal breaker

Soz, on here I assume you're all being horrid. I will find you, and I will write a ponderous essay explaining (poorly) why that isn't the case. Then try and make a shit joke. You've been warned.

We're going to scare her off aren't we.

Judging by her Wiki page, i'd say she is: "I'm just grateful to have been given the opportunities I've had so far. It's not about money — it wouldn't matter if I was making £8 million or £200 million. I just want to go to bed at night and shout "HOWAY THE LADS", before furiously finger blasting myself to photos of Shola

Dyer was a Pointless answer the other day. Seems about right.

Those two little cunts and their history re-write over their involvement in the undermining of SBR can go and fuck themselves. They should remember it was the peak of their respective careers* and considering the injury problems they both had the fans showed a lot of patience with both. *I know Bellamy played in the CL for Liverpool but he had his best years here

i know i'm torn between getting stupidly excited and thinking this sort of thing would just never happen to us.

"He knows the best boozers and makes a cracking ham sandwich.... where are you going?"

He'll still turn up, like Costanza after he quits, pitching up at the meeting regardless.

If everything's ok & price agreed we could have one straight away I would have thought mate

Don't worry, there's plenty can go wrong before things look rosy. Ashley makes a rape/stoning joke during negotiations, Charnley shows up, can't agree a price, due diligence reveals Ashley is a crooked prick all before we find out new owners are bigger, tighter cunts than him that behead children for entertainment.

Ashley did his over a liquid lunch.

.........and a Chubb on.

Im on my third can

Stavely's to put in a bid of just over £300 million which would still make him a nice £60+ million profit. We know he's had a lot more out the club with the free tv advertising etc. He'll get back his £135 million that he paid plus the £129 million "never ending loan" hopefully that'll be enough to make him sell up & sod off. Please Ashley accept what ever she offers you & set our club free again from your shackles of greed & misery.

Cheese, tomato and a diced chilli on a cracker. Malbec or a good Merlot.