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Everton= scouse mackems man city= manc mackems spurs= north London mackems Port Vale= Potteries mackems?

troops will be on to bring us all back down to earth soon

Top that is easy Hermione, played on the same team as Stanley Mathews in an over 35 tournament in Long Beach California. He was a guest player. Mind you I had turned 50 and he was around 70, he only played 20 minutes but you could still see the magic.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/mike-ashley-thanks-rafa-players-and-fans

Well done, you’re patently a boring tosser

I once waited to greet Peter Beardsley at some event, and when he appeared out the lift I walked over, offered my hand, and said “hello I’m Peter Beardsley”

Someone revive the shit claims to fame thread so I can tell the story about holding a door open for Steve Cram again

TBF they achieved their aim of only spending one season in the Championship.

He's had a great season and he's been the rock that's driven the team forward, hopefully we can keep a hold of him as there will be the obvious interest in him. Interesting to see if Southgate even considers him for the World Cup squad, he definitely deserves a spot on merit.

THEY LAUGED AT US WHEN WE WENT DOWN WHO THE FUCK IS LAUGHING NOW? / essembee/ftm.

It's the very last thing they've got to cling on to

Delighted for Perez to get 10 this season after the unwarranted clog he gets

I'm from Walker same as Steve Bruce, Lee Clark and Alan Thompson.

Not banned, just busy. Work is busy and I just moved house.

If I were a neutral I would have been watching the Liverpool or Man City games. Weird to be watching ours if you don’t care about the result.

Found CT’s Mackem account, then

I love that none of them see the irony of saying we are obsessed with them, or that they are everything to us in a thread where they’re all sat watching our match, which is a complete dead rubber match, when there are 10 other games on (I know we were the one on Telly but howay). Almost as funny as a post I saw on there earlier. A bloke called us the most deluded fan base around, then in the next paragraph said that Newcastle are now what they have been for the last 10 years a mid-table PL side . They managed the dizzying height of 10th once in their 10 year stretch the daft cunts barely had a sniff of anything higher than 15th ffs.

Not only does this fella start the match threads, he tells us the fucking score !!! Hail Dr Gloom, definitely not gloomy

One of them has just said “bit of a damp squid the end of the premier league”. Hahaha thick twat.

3-0! Perez gets his tenth of the season.

"Were their everything" https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/premier-league-3pm-kick-off-thread.1430703/page-2 "The gulf in class between the likes of Liverpool and us just lays bare how large a mountain we have to climb."

They've got a thread on there, "Newcastle FC" lol etc. Anyway I open this thread https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/new-owner-sun-report.1430662/ and a national paper has referred to them as Sunderland FC Everything seems to come back around on them

Jennings is in canny nick atm.

Bjork’s piled the beef on, mind

Yeah but we can have all the benefits of EU membership, without paying into it and all the other downsides while enjoying loads of new trade with the rest of the world. It sounds brilliant to me.

Classic CT, taking PR written word-wank from liars as fair comment in an attempt to wind up board members. 15 love, Mr Renton to serve, possibly tomorrow

Where as Theresa today couldn’t be clearer. Amid all the noisy debate and technical discussions about our departure from the European Union, I want to take this opportunity to remind the British public of my mission in the negotiations. Brexit provides the opportunity to build a new relationship with the EU where we are close trading partners and strong allies but with the British Government in control of our laws, our immigration policy and how taxpayers’ money is spent. It provides the opportunity to develop closer relationships with fast growing nations around the world. And in doing all this we will put the values that make us so great as a nation at the forefront: openness, tolerance, diversity and innovation. You can trust me to deliver. I will ensure that we take back control of our borders. The public want their own Government to decide on the number of people coming into Britain from across the European Union and that is what we are going to do. I will ensure that we take back control of our money. We have agreed a settlement with the European Union and the days of vast contributions from taxpayers to the EU budget are coming to an end. So Brexit means there will be billions of pounds that we used to send to Brussels which we will now be able to spend on domestic priorities, including our National Health Service. I will ensure that we take back control of our laws. So Brexit means that, while we may sometimes choose to take the same approach as the EU, our laws will be made in Westminster, Cardiff, Edinburgh and Belfast, with those laws tried by British judges. We will leave the Single Market because staying in the Single Market means continued free movement of people, but we will maintain the strongest possible trading partnership with our European neighbours and create new trade deals around the world ensuring that we seize the opportunities to build an economy that works for everyone. We will get a fairer deal for our farmers and fishermen by leaving the Common Agricultural Policy and the Common Fisheries Policy, regaining control over access to our waters and safeguarding the interests of the UK fishing industry. We will take back control of our social policy and our tax policy so rather than being decided in Brussels, we will decide them in the interests of ordinary working people in Britain. And we will leave the Customs Union so we can establish our own independent trade policy and negotiate trade deals in our interests. I have proposed different options for a new customs arrangement with the EU and the government will continue to develop them during the negotiations. I have three clear tests for the outcomes that we want to see. First, as a proud unionist and Prime Minister of the whole United Kingdom I am clear that any deal with the EU must protect our precious union and also honour the agreements that were reached in the historic Northern Irish peace process. This means there can be no hard border between Northern Ireland and Ireland, or between Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK. We will uphold the Belfast Agreement in full – and we will ensure the constitutional and economic integrity of the whole United Kingdom. Second, any agreements must create as little friction as possible for trade to protect the jobs that rely on speedy and integrated supply chains. These are a valued part of our economy, particularly for our manufacturing regions. And third, we must not constrain our ability to negotiate trade agreements with other countries around the world by being bound into a customs union as the Labour Party would have us. We must be a Global Britain that makes the most of the opportunity to create jobs and growth by trading ambitiously with partners across the world, old and new. I have put forward a plan to negotiate all these outcomes and to leave the European Union. Throughout this process I have tried to balance the legitimate concerns of those on both sides of the debate and I believe that our negotiating objectives answer those concerns. The path I am setting out is the path to deliver the Brexit people voted for. Of course, the details are incredibly complex and, as in any negotiation, there will have to be compromises. But if we stick to the task we will seize this once in a generation opportunity to build a stronger, fairer Britain that is respected around the world and confident and united at home. I will need your help and support to get there. And in return, my pledge to you is simple: I will not let you down.

Aye, whoever wins the other semi final would be most people’s preference I would’ve thought

Any chance she prefers this other fella because he doesn’t need two hours notice and a blue pill to fuck her?

The sexual tension in here is palpable.

Me and my Dad bumped in to Supermac in the mid 70s on Grey Street, as he was coming away from his Boutique on High Bridge. I was suitably awestruck for a young ‘un, my Dad said, criminally underwhelmed, ” How Mac!” and Supermac responded in kind. Few steps further down and my old man, clearly upset by Mr. MacDonald’s flares and flowery shirt, mutters “ Bloody ponce”.

"Deserve" is a subjective concept so I can't disagree with you there. I'm not taking it away from them, it's an outstanding achievement. I'm saying that if you played that season 20 times, it wouldn't go that way 19 of them. I think the latter figure's probably much bigger, but basically I think they proved that it can take longer than 38 games for luck to balance out even for a side that you'd expect not to be challenging for Europe under normal circumstances.

Fish probably still fancies they’ll survive this season tbh

Cheerio, Rayvin.

I assume the Americans don't realise they haven't qualified.