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like a shit Patrick Bateman. 'After my shower I enjoy a snack, preferably ryvita, although If I'm feeling adventurous I'll try a bourbon biscuit'

We couldn't very much do with him in the starting 11 because he refuses to comply with Benitez's tactical instructions. Not sure why that's difficult to grasp for you. If it was simply a case of accommodating him and playing him anyway then we might as well have Pardew picking the players. Benitez excels because of his system, his nous, his freakish attention to detail. If he changed any of that to accommodate Mitrovic then he wouldn't be a fucking top manager. Can we have this sink in now so that we don't need to revisit it next time he scores?

It’ll be a tactical battle, along the lines of Ryder v Hope or Charnley v a revolving door. They’ve got some real talent but their central midfield isn’t settled yet, and their central defenders seem to make some shite decisions which I think a bullying type of forward like Rondon can get something out of. If we can stifle their front line we stand a better chance of nicking a win than we have against the other top 4 chasing sides we have played against.

and naturally, it was only the slushy weather conditions that put them off their planned walk to stonehenge from sailsbury. the fact it's a 6 hour round trip by foot didn't seem to deter them

I dunno, Jay Z went there once https://www.nme.com/news/music/jay-z-19-1256700

Better Call Ar-Saul more like

Leprechauns

We'll win 1-0 but it'll be overshadowed by a Mitro brace

Can one of you mods not just lock this thread. I know I could easily ignore it but it just gets right on my tits to see some mug bump it every time he scores.