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The fact that Dummett, Ritchie, Hayden, Hendrick et al are still on the books is a fucking travesty

So this ref's a blind cunt. We get nothing for Barnes being wrestled to the floor, they get a free kick for tripping over themselves. Fucking shocking! Edit: Fuck, wrong thread!

Love a good thread about the disgusting state of the mackem's bogs. Land of the damned.

Here's a screenshot from the last time I explained it to you.

In response to a question from a member of the public, "that's not what members of the public ask me on the street". This fucking helmet.

To even be in with a fucking shout of Europe given our luck this season, is remarkable. 2 domestic Quarter Finals, about 30 minutes off getting out of the group of Death, 8th in the league, 3rd best attack in the league. All with an injury list that would have most teams in the relegation conversation.

No, this is absolutely on Dummett. You have to sometimes win games 1-0 at this level. I agree we had great chances to put this to bed but they don't always go in. Its understandable. What's really not understandable is blatantly hacking down a player who was nowhere near the ball and who wouldnt have done shite even if he was, 5 minutes from stoppage time against a team who barely created a clear chance. This wasn't the sort of error we've seen from Trippier or Burn or Botman this season that happened in the flow of the game, this was just plain unrivalled stupidity. And yes I'm still seeting Also disagree on European football, we deserve a Europa spot as much as anyone else. To be in the conversation considering the kind of luck and injuries we've had is a fantastic effort.

Oh so the ref blows after 9 minutes when he allowed about 2 minutes for them to waste on that corner in stoppage time alone. Clueless twat

That's the worst piece of defending since Ciaran Clark got himself sent off.

They should. It’s a blatant pen.

Rumours on the owld twitter reckon Maldini is at the match tonight. He’s not, but thats the rumours.

Whats the Mrs Wykiki verdict, backup if Wilson goes in the summer?

If that’s 42,000 then they’ve increased their capacity to 100,000 on the sly.

think it was a shit he was after mate, probably just went back to his seat in the stands.

Calendars? Just pages and pages of statistics

So KLD isn’t a brilliant owner now? Hard to keep up with those dozy cunts. Aye the mackems have this very weird view of themselves as a bunch of loyal to a fault super fans. Meanwhile basically every player that leaves them leaves on horrible terms and rarely want anything to do with the place again (see Bent after they racially abused his mother, Grabban, etc). They hound out every single manager aside from fucking Sam Allardyce , which is why they average about 2 managers a season. They legitimately fell out with the prior owners due to the toxic atmosphere of the stadium, the documentary showed those owners trying to drown them out with Ibiza tunes, while the inside stadium images of the doc showed them assaulting the cameraman. They also hounded and abused Short despite the bloke bankrolling them for his entire ownership, then digging them out a financial hole when he did leave.

Well that's the winning run when I'm at work gone at the first attempt at this new place, sums up the new place tbqfhwy, I haven't seen Dummett's fuck up but in a way it's on the club as much as the player, I'd be a canny kid to have around the dressing room but you'd never play me either.

We win 4-0 with our 100 Million signing Excile scoring all 6 goals.

Ref could only be bothered doing his job from about the 76th minute and blew up as soon as he possibly could despite them wasting 4 of the added 9 but make no mistake, Dummett has cost us two points there and that ought to be his last appearance for us.

And he blows bang on 9, this refs a prick.

Blows bang on 9 minutes. So nothing happened in injury time to add time on for? Just fuck off.

Stonewaller unfortunately. Its Ashley Young ffs, he’s a 40 year old midget, hardly gonna net anyway

Dear me. What a stupid cunt. It's Ashley Young and he's nowhere near the ball ffs.

Dummett forgetting VAR has been invented since his last game for us

I think that's a pen. What a prick Dummett.

Haven't had a rib injury yet. Always exciting to see new injuries get a good run in the side.

@wykikitoon? Your lass still got him chained to the bed or what?

Or...

was reading in one thread over there that of late when the attendance figure has been announced on the tannoy it's been greeted with howls of laughter. anybody who admits to laughing at the grossly inflated number is rounded on as being obsessed and what does it matter anyway. this despite the fact they run a ticket sales tracker for every home game where they all universally pat each other the back for being the best supported club on the planet. all very odd really, is it 10,000+ season ticket holders not bothering showing up each match or are these 10,000 non attenders picking up tickets at such incredibly discounted prices they don't mind writing the £5 or whatever off at the last minute? anywhere as one of the more reasoned over there states, why don't the club just not bother announcing an attendance rather than have embarrassment of having their own supporters rolling about the deserted aisles doubled up in side splitting hysterics?

Inherently classy.

The date might be a factor. And don’t you try and invoke the double whoosh

Him and Bruno for £100m a piece would cause absolute outrage (on twatter), but would give us a game changing amount of PSR wiggle room. I hope both stay but if they do leave for a combined £200m and we end up with 6-7 improvements to the squad including a Sesko type striker, a left footed/younger Trippier for left back, a right winger with two feet (and probably two centre backs now) then I'd probably end up happy in the end. All of this assumes that Tonali comes back in as a ready made replacement for Bruno and Joelinton signs a new contract. Joelinton leaving would piss me off more than Bruno tbh and I appreciate that is probably just me thinking that.

Ringu was the first film I downloaded, would have been early 2000s. I remember coming home from work excited to see its progress over the course of about four days. Eventually got there and it turned out to be some shite porno with Chasey Lain in. When God gives you lemons 😗

Given that Man U have the highest wage bill in the league, 2.5x times our, and that that means they very likely have the highest in the world (apart from possibly Real Madrid) absolutely none of them. Theres absolutely no value in any of them apart from one, Kobbie Mainoo who is being heralded as the next big thing despite having had a less productive season than Lewis Miley, who is also younger than him by a year. Them being just 5 points clear of us right now is absolutely embarrassing, that people still praise Ten hag is embarrassing, that their star performer right now is an 18 year old academy player on about 10k a week is a testament to the failure of the billions they've spent.

Agreed. The fact he’s still around is fucking frustrating, the blokes an absolute tit and what he did today underlines that. If there was any truth there was a contract extension coming his way I sincerely hope his cameo put an end to that. I’d far rather we shift to putting on some of these youth players like Murphy that we’ve signed than continuing to field these players who need to have their contracts ended. I agree we should have been out of sight in this one but I fully blame Dummett here. What he did was pure fucking stupidity, what was the point in doing that? We could have played the game for a fucking month straight and that turgid bunch weren’t scoring until that fuckwit decided to headlock a player that was never making a play on the ball. Rip the cunts contract up and let him get picked up by a League two side, where he probably should have been all along.

And to compound things, my pulled lamb flat bread in the posh seats lacked sufficient levels of sriracha sauce and was subsequently distinctly average. A disappointing evening all round.

I have no memory of that but cheers ☺️

He used it for cornering, like Spiderman.

Fuck off Dummett, just fuck off. Clueless twat come on and done that for no reason whatsoever

ISAK!!!!!! Pick that fucker out the net you mackem cunt.

mackems getting beat 2-0 at home to Blackburn. They really need to bring on Excile to turn the game around 😂