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2024 - Liverpool (inevitably) win it - fantastic achievement, prestigious award, endless repeats of Klopp's cowie jaw atop an open top bus through Liverpool on Sky, whilst we're told about his 'legacy'. 2025 - Newcastle win it - They should be winning it, with all that money spent, it's a tin pot trophy anyway - still failed to qualify for the champions league, can't believe the geordies are celebrating it, it's embarrassing. Calling it now. Bookmark it.

@wykikitoon finally has a good word for someone and they're a fucking Tory MP

But they've already started decorating the ground for us?

Tap in after tap in for Labour this like.

EPIC BANTZ!!!!

Fucking hate those people.

So that's why Rob Lee hated attacking the Leazes? 👍

The books should at least be upside down to give a true reflection

PSG against Dortmund in the semi-finals of the CL. Puts into perspective just how well we performed against two of the very best in Europe. Especially given it should've been us going through and not those French pricks.

Wasn't expecting that and neither was my 10 year old.

Group of Death. Group of Death. Group of Death. Group of Death. Group of Death. Group of Death.

Yeah Dougle, get a fucking move on.

Saltwell Park has nowt to do with it. I'm just saying it's better looked after and nicer to visit than Leazes Park. I agree with Alex. Promise to invest and upgrade the remaining 75% of Leazes Park if we can pinch 25%. Still doesnt solve the issue of where we play for 2 seasons during the build though. Gateshead stadium is miles off meeting PL criteria. SOS is a no go. We could groundshare with Boro but it holds 18k less than SJP so not sure how you decide which fans miss out. The other option is to build a whole new stadium at the back end of the park and then incorporate the old SJP footprint into a new Leazes Park. Would be a nicer view for Leazes Terrace!

Just found out there were originally meant to be more than two Chuckle Brothers but then their dad had a vasectomy, vasectoyou

This is Mr. Rahman speaking. Please listen.

Is she resting her chebs on Batmans head?

Am fucking great at it. Reduced my calorie intake by 500 calories, religiously doing 10,000 steps every day with at least 500 foot ascent, and I've still managed to maintain my bastard heft after 2 weeks.

some canny escort girls at one, apparently.

3 hours and nothing? Fucks sake Dougle

The top comment in that article. "Sukma Klems would have been creaming his kecks for a minute at the thought of them leaving." I don't know who he is on about, but it sounds funny 😂

Contact the HSE and mention the CDM regulations and breaches. Then sit back as nowt happens because they are another underfunded, understaff arm of the current government.

Hopefully the kid has managed to deal with his demons now he's spoken openly about it and got the help he needed. If he fully recovers from his injury he could be a frightening free transfer for someone if he can get his pre-Jose form back. Wouldn't be a bad signing for a Brentford or Fulham type team where there's a bit less pressure if he leaves Everton.

Was that a mackem in a toon shirt? Bit of a self own if so.

Better get cracking then.

This gets my vote like. It would actually draw the park closer to the town and up and coming areas like the Helix. Any further out than that though, such as Castle Leazes or Hunters moor/town moor, you're not really in the city centre any more, it would massively impact on residents, and there would be major transport issues.

The crisp packets would probably injure some our players.

There's cattle that grazes on the Castle Leazes site as well though I am sure. pretty much every patch of enclosed field has cows on it from Nuns Moor to the Town Moor. On a purely selfish note, I'd gladly see a stadium built on the Town Moor if it meant I never had to waste a fortune on the kids at the fucking hoppings again.

I think we should build a new stadium out by the Airport and call it The Newcastle International Airport Stadium whilst renaming the airport Newcastle United Airport. Just for the fewm down the road obviously. The airport bars should also become "no away fans colours". In seriousness, given we don't own SJP I have my doubts our benefactors would want to spunk hundreds of millions on something they don't own lock stock and barrel, I suspect a new stadium will be the result, feck knows where mind.

The man has lost whatever marbles he had left.

Would like to see him resurrect his career. But when I read that I thought it’s something he should have kept to himself. It’s not exactly realistic given how little football he’s played recently.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5jWdFXsJXc/?igsh=Y3FpeHM1OXk5YWxz 😂

We have never, in our history, signed a good player. We've always overpaid for absolute dog eggs. Until they prove their worth and then of course they're good, we paid an absolute fortune from them, but they'll be off as soon as a big club comes in for them. Once they leave they become top class

Who?…

Sunak doesn't give a shit and has nowt to lose. He'll try to last 2 years for pure vanity reasons rather than what is good for his country or even his party. The May local and mayoral elections could scupper that though if they are abysmal, and I think they will be. Take the Teeside Mayoral election, which Houchen - a firm supporter of Sunak - won with 73% last time. The latest poll has him on 19%. Similar story for Andy Street in Birmingham who has distanced himself as much as he can from Sunak and the parliamentary party, to no avail.

Athleti have scored again…I’m across both games… like some sort of dirty midweek soccer slut….DORTMUND SCORE AGAIN!

Princess Diana went back to the future when she hit 88mph or some shit