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This is why I won't associate with the posse any more.

The Toontastic Christmas piss up:

Aye, but this happened last season and his replacements were noticeably worse! Dubravka is fucking awful at coming off his line and is perpetually stuck in 2 minds

Probably worth getting advice from @Howmanheyman. He's the resident expert. 👍

I think we're golden. City's annual report is out and i found this buried deep inside...

There can only be one.

Bit too much hair to be Toontastic.

Lucky we've got a £20m replacement on the bench

Gemmill and Also Gemmill

"Does the company employ anyone who frequents waste receptacles that has a voice like a broken police siren?"

Let that come up in the interview, please. "And do you have any questions for us, Mr. Wykiki?" "Well....."

Bloke in the glasses works at my place

That’d help Eubank a small fortune.

U ok, hun?

We have a ready made, possibly better 6 in Tonali, let Bruno go but not to another PL club, fuck helping one of our rivals - we want to catch and overtake them not assist in their rebuilding. RM, Barca, PSG or Bayern, fair enough but Citeh (they never pay what a player is actually worth), the red Scouse (cunts are always tapping up players), the fam bluds, the Russia/US scrap wankers and the petrol chemical Mike Ashley, can all fuck off.

It sounds daft to say it, but all Barnes offers us is goals. Gordon might have scored less this season but when he's on form he terrorises full backs and drags the whole team up the pitch with him. I'd happily sell Barnes if it meant we could afford a Gordon type player on the RW

FYP

That said - they're all on the far right.

According to transfermarkt he's fit. He was injured in October. Pope will end up in goal regardless. If he's got a fucked knee he might be less inclined to try kicking so he might have a better game.

We had Distin on loan from PSG the season prior, with an option to buy and if I remember correctly your lot stepped in at the 11th hour. Think KK might have even been your manager at the time. As for Joey Barton, sure, that should add another 50-70M to Bruno's price, just to help cover our therapy costs for that fucking wank stain.

Ruddy it is then

One trick pony, useful trick and he might not like it but he is a game changing sub, nothing more. Offers zero in defence, build up play or even as a long ball outlet. TBF, if there were great offers for both Barnes and Gordon, especially on AG's current form (and by current I mean all this season bar 100 odd minutes) you'd entertain selling both. The whole squad needs a shake up, Eddie might like loyalty but truth is, if any of his players got an offer from a club they saw as a step up, they'd fuck off before he'd hear the rumours.

I didn’t bother. I’ve got it the last few years and never got the flu so it’s a waste of money.

Even the benefica players hated him based on this I found on Reddit https://imgur.com/MHFUeqt That same Reddit has people saying he’s good just not for teams playing a high line. So in short, he’s Dubravka. Why didn’t we keep Karius again?

pope.... got football boots shaped like 50p pieces, needs one of those dog collars that gives him an electric shock if he tries to go beyond the penalty area. thankfully appears to have remembered how to catch again.... phew. dubravka.... sulked like a baby because he lost his place to pope and engineered a move to man utd.... to sit on the bench. cunt shouldn't have been allowed back in sjp ever again. vlachodimos.... our very own, very expensive greek tragedy. earned the accolade from supporters of both forest and benfica as being the worst goalkeeper they've ever clapped eyes on. ruddy.... my 2nd favourite goalkeeper after willie mcfaul, when I was 6 gillespie.... never heard of the fucker.

FFS.

I recognise most of them but don’t “know” any of them… some sit near us in the SE corner, including Monty I think. I note that the psychopath who sits two seats away from me isn’t with them…maybe he’s on remand at the moment

Out for a month according to the inappropriately named Hope.

50/50 chance that's because of racism though tbf.

Not surprising. It's a strong league I believe.

Fucking state of them

An old gaffer phoned me last week. A group of us usually catch up a few times a year but he's been away or busy etc.. Was great catching up with him anyway and I am meeting him for a beer tomorrow. Anyway, when chatting last week he asked if I was looking for a move. Things have been a bit wank at work this year with lack of organisation from the top. Us as a team have been alright but the atmosphere is tense AF. We have all said the frustration etc should be and is aimed at management and not us and on the whole we have been grafting and helping each other the best we can. Anyway, this seed the gaffer planted has been growing this week and Monday I am off for a chat with his gaffer and him to see what is what. Its a lot bigger company and a slightly different role. It would mean going back to 5 day weeks though. I know a few others there and they all sing its praises. Like all places has its negatives but where doesn't? I am just going with an open mind to see what's what anyway.

I was at the Etihad the night Barton had a blinder v us when you smashed us 3-0 I think,, Souness was sacked the next day, so every cloud.

there has been some youth movement between city and united so there's no animosity. i suspect they know that we're circumstance allies in the premier league. i thought we signed Distin from PSG. In fairness you have made good use of one of our academy products in Kieran Trippier But i must apologize for Joey Barton. He left us for you as he wanted to win trophies. Terrible timing Joey lol.. Poor sap was on the pitch when we beat QPR 3-2 to win the PL too. shame.

i'll take that as a compliment. probably worth adding that you'd get more for him in january than you would in the summer. the ol' january premium.

I'm immunocompromised, so covid, flu and whatever else jabs every year. Mate and I both got covid about a month back, probably when we went and saw Yard Act and the place was rammed, I'm six covid boosters in, he stopped at three because they make him feel like shite. I had a head cold and was a bit tired for a few days, two weeks later he was still getting over covid. Besides making sure my 5G is up to date, why wouldn't you get the boosters?

I forgot all about him. That was his one fucking gag

oops didn't to start a civil war

Do the bookies know something we don’t? … doing the draw and the away win at these odds

You been reading other people’s emails again?

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