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Gemmill nailed the Hot Mitch Summer.

According to the rumour mill the mackems are willing to pay £30m for Joe Gomez. This is the exact kind of signing I want them to make. That's the Sunderland model they keep rabbiting on about. The model of signing Jack Rodwell, calling your manager a prick on Netflix and ending up in league one.

Being massively racist in secret allows you to appear morally superior in public though

My favourite part about them is when the one reasonable poster (out of the thousands of chin dribblers) in each thread points out the irony in calling us obsessed while crying over footy tops on the internet. The pile on is almost always spectacular. A bunch of dings on the internet bullying a grown mackem man by calling him a secret mag. They don't have enough mag top threads IMO.

they've got a thread rejoicing in the isak to the bindippers rumour... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/isak-to-liverpool.1658419/ you'd think keith's one brain cell would be telling him to avoid it like when his sister has chlamydia, but no, he's battening down the hatches, the stupid mackem cunt...

back up again, but be quick if you need your daily dose of mackem hilarity....

It’s june

Posted on here as Baggio

No wonder the board keeps going down

🎵 What's in your head? In your heeeaad, Dipshit, dipshit, diiipshit, shit, shit, shit? 🎶

And everyone at Gate 33 ⅓rd stood up and applauded

Why aye.

The paper he wrote that Isak was a poor signing on: My book of what a proper legend I am: Mine's empty.

Their main problem is the contracts new players are expected to sign. 1) will you sign a disclaimer for ignoring racist abuse in person and online? 2) will you agree to playing in a steydium with more crisp packets blowing in the wind than supporters? 3) Do you hate the mags n'arl? Gerrin. FTM

I’d be surprised if their politics forum isn’t on a government far right terrorism watch list

Fucking Palmer He was massively off the boil for about 6 months

Next month is going to be unbearable.... https://www.adidas.co.uk/oasis

this is a man who got things done....

I was gonna but couldn't be arsed. What is it?

'Those filthy mags always wearing their shirts'. Meanwhile, on Wearside: I'm not sure what's classier, the football top or his sister's tits spilling out of her dress.

Karen Carpenter?

I eventually, after all these years, get a tax refund for £1200 which probably means there'll be no UC next month. You couldn't make it up.

Have you not seen the Netflix show?

Wedding season?

Shows even more how much Staveley was running the show tbh. It's felt like we've been adrift in the boardroom since she left.

That ceiling just keeps getting higher.

Israel furious that a missile hitting a hospital is a war crime? Hello? How the fuck can they say this with a straight face?

Fucking County Durham Mackems man. Lowest of the low

I remember going to Durham a few years back with a friend I invited up from London - born and bred southern lad, fairly sheltered from the realities of life north of Watford Anyway I told him Durham was a really nice little city, nice walk around etc. We got there over a bank holiday weekend and it felt like all of Sunderland had emptied itself into the place. Arrived at 1pm to absolute chaos in the main town areas, drunken fistfights, screaming mackem spawn, it was breathtaking in its depravity. I could tell my mate was reeling from this a bit so I said we'd get some money and head into the quieter bits around the Cathedral - stood in line behind a bloke in a Sunderland top. Waited for about 60 seconds before I realised he was pissing on/into the ATM in a drunken haze. The whole scene was like Mordor had emptied and successfully conquered Minas Tirith. We just got back on the train in the end, and I felt incredibly ashamed of the north for a good few hours... thanks for that Sunderland.

the mackem pronunciation of practically every topic there is very funny

Starting new posts on the same topic is mackem behaviour if you ask me 😀

very, very harsh. who can forget the long hot penfold summer of 12/13 when little lee went on a parlez francais crash course and signed most of ligue 1

If Guehi does go there I can see Howe having a meltdown.

Incredibly stupid decision to bowl on this

They move any thread about Newcastle to the members only area because they are worried about losing sponsors due to too much criticism of the Saudi's, right? That's the line, isn't it? They have to obscure those threads for fear of sponsors reacting poorly to the brave Sunderland fans calling out the oppressive regime. Now, surely they wouldn't want to take any money from anyone who would be offended by criticism of that regime, right? Wouldn't accepting that money be a form of tolerance? They are the largest Sunderland board out there, couldn't they self-fund the site? How much money does it really take to keep a site like that ticking over? I asked our good friend Chat GPT; To estimate how much it would cost each member of Sunderland’s Ready to Go (RTG) Message Board per month to keep the site running, we need to make a few educated assumptions or obtain some actual figures. 🔍 Assumptions and Estimations: 1. Monthly Running Costs of RTG Includes: Server hosting Domain registration Software (forum platform) Admin/moderation effort (usually volunteered) Typical cost for a large, active message board: ~ £50–£200/month, depending on traffic, features, and hosting type (shared, VPS, or dedicated server). Let’s assume: £100/month as a reasonable midpoint. 2. Number of Members RTG is one of the more active UK football forums. Let's estimate: Tier Registered Users Active Monthly Users Conservative 5,000 1,000 Likely 10,000 2,000 High 20,000 5,000 Let’s go with 2,000 active monthly users, a realistic ballpark for a forum like RTG. 📊 Per Member Cost Calculation Total Cost Active Users Monthly Per Member £100 2,000 £0.05 £100 1,000 £0.10 £100 500 £0.20 ✅ Final Estimate: If RTG costs ~£100/month to operate and has around 2,000 active monthly members, each member would only need to contribute ~£0.05 per month (or 60p/year) to keep it running. Even with a lower user count or higher cost, you're still looking at well under £1 per person per month. Surely that's better than cowing to the pressure from the Saudi's?

isak isn't even our player of the season tbh. he was brilliant in phases and we would be nowhere without his goals but for consistency across the season, it's tonali or burn.

It's fine. Im sure Mitchell and Eales have a long list of names to move onto after we were priced out of Delap, Mbuemo, Guehi, Cunha, Pedro, Elanga and Trafford....

Easy fix, keep pope in goal, have Trafdord hiding behind the boards. Distract the ref when there is a goal kick and then get Trafford to take it. Simples

Absolutely bizarre the amount of threads on " Mag tops" that appear on there. As soon as on is locked another one pops up whackamole style. This one is 120 posts since starting this afternoon, same old shit on repeat. And yet. They swell with pride when they see MLFs wearing deck chair tops. Strange bunch.